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Rank: Director Main: Casillas Level: 6 Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:03 pm Posts: 706 |
Inspired by the eternal-noob erman and human-calculator enkelin in the "What happened to JonC?" thread.
Basically, tell a story you remember from the old days. In the days of Bedevere, Caps, Calypso, Imperium, pantalones, etc...make it good! To start, I offer Retyu's famous play "TOBAL-TEH PLAY". TOBAL (TEHPLAY) [Enter three Admins.] Atlum. When shall we three meet again? In greece, italy, or even spain? JeffL. When the newest patch is done, When graphics are improved for the sun. Code Herder. That will be ere the set of sun. Atlum. Where the place? JeffL. In Sol I think. Code Herder. There to meet with Miqqo90. Atlum. I nerf, forsooth! ALL. Starsonata calls:--anon:-- Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Shoot lasers through the fog and filthy air. [Admins vanish.] Scene II. A camp near Forres. Alarum within. Enter Nas2, Tobal, Donalbain, Lennox, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Some Praetorian noob Nas2 What a DG mineself wert impressed, The way thou handled thyself Tobal and Miqqo90, Both. Tobal The GaT is mine Nas, Take this 300 mil, It should pay for some new armor. lol. Some Praetorian noob I wish to tell the start of this story, Lol, for it is one that will fill the hearts of many with cheer, It be the story of Tobal, Miqqo 90, The betrayal of caps, As told by Retyu, For he is like modest and other stuff like that, But this be the story of what happned in Starsonata, And since Retyu is tired, this play will be like not long at all. Nas2 O Tobal we fought hard mine friend, let us go to your base and land and party, and get pissed on vent! Some Praetorian noob And this the story begins, and they all get completely stoned, and from their Dillusional illusions the admins appeared. But Nas2 and Miqqo90 and the rest of the praets were too much out of it to think however Tobal heard their words. (forsooth) Nas2 I'm going to puke (retching sound into mike) Thunder. Enter the three Admins Atlum Jeff, you got that blinkin' patch working yet? JeffL Yeah but it's a bitch, and Code keeps pinching my fries Code Herder I feel pretty sick. Sod this I'm off for a Kebab (cue laughter) Atlum I nerfed them once I nerfed them twice and all the rest for me! JeffL You're drunk again atlum Atlum Aye Code Herder Me three Atlum I think the Izer has too much hull, The Elec bonus has got to go, THe pax needs to be hurt more by mining, Hull expanders suck, I think everything is overpowered, Nerf, Nerf, Nerf, lol JeffL Pwned Atlum lol, someone quit. Code Herder *BLURK* All We are the Admins, The Mighty Admins, We Pwn all the NOOBs We Own SS, Adum is Gone, More money for Us, Let's get a better Server, And nerf all of the noobs! Enter Tobal stoned Tobal Such drasting nerfing foul admins, you bastards! WTF u done to my dark fist? Atlum All hail, Tobal! hail to thee, you stupid noob! JeffL All hail, Tobal, hail to thee, You lord of nothing you! Code Herder All hail, Macbeth, thou shalt be steal Nas2's pass while he's STONED! Atlum Noob! JeffL Pwned Code Herder Lol (Wheres the frigging pizza?) Atlum Lesser than Nas2, and greater. JeffL Code, wheres the Marijuana. Code Herder Tobal, just frigging go and pinch the password, He's given you his details so this story can progress. Tobal Ok noobs, smell ya later Admins vanish Flourish. Enter Nas2, Raven4, Mauty, Inferno!, and Slaves Nas2 Have we done the Iq Bana DG yet? Raven4 My lord, the noobs we sent in there, But an hour ago, have not come back, I fear they are all stasissed. Nas2 Meh, I want cookies. Enter Tobal, Oh Tobal, I like you and trust you heres my password. Tobal Why thank you. That was kind (Ya noob) Nas2 Come into my base, Let's do some heroin (Buisness) Sweeeeeet Beeeeeeans Raven4 This is some crap shit. Nas2 I am getting old and my porp pwns everything. I shall retire to bed. Which the eye fears, when it is done, to see. Enter Miqqo90, reading a letter Miqqo90 I am to be the one to take out the Capitalist bases, DWO doesnt suspect me. Tobal Don't screw this up bitch.. Miqqo90 I won't darling, I'd be mad to. Tobal Yes, we shall attack them tonight, but I have a surprise.... Hautboys and torches. Enter dudes from Praetorians Nas2 Sweet base Tobal, full argo, very nice. Very nice indeed. Tobal Yes, it's pwnsome, I think that... You can dock here safely for the night and go to sleep. Nas2 Yeah why not? Tobal Go to sleep then. (I want to take your fucking account bitch!!!) Nas2 The weary one sleeps. He dreams Exeunt Enter Tobal Tobal Thus I did it. I took his account. The stupid noob slept in my base. I transferred all his Items. It... It was good. I am now Nas2... as well as Tobal. They will never know. I have all his good shit. What's this... Tobal's Mother Hey Rob, go to bed, you been up for like 4 days. Tobal Heh I just Pooned Nas2 Tobal's Mother Whatever Rob... Good night. I and your father are going out to the movies. Enter Retyu and Mr Dead Retyu What the Fuck is going on? Mr Dead Betrayal! Injustice! Those fucking Impy bastards! . Retyu What's Tobal done!?!!! Mr Dead It aint toby wuggums! Retyu WTF? SomethingLikeMe Miqqo-fucking-90 tossed the fucking shields Nelson What the fuck! That fuckign noob! Mr Dead What is that!?! Retyu Hmm, a PM from RobC RobC He has podded me brother... Retyu NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mr Dead Ima make an alt and toss shields on Tobal's team. Retyu Caps are finished... Exit Enter Miqqo and Tobal Tobal Good work Miqqo90 Miqqo90 Caps are finished. Tobal Did you enjoy it. Miqqo90 Yeah lol. Fuckign noobs. Wheres my 4 bil. Tobal Oh I'm fuckign sorry... Did I forget to mention? Miqqo90 Wha...? Tobal I dont deal with Traitors. Fuck off. Miqqo90 IMA KWIT!!!kjgrj;akra;bjk;bjra;rg;rg;bbrg;jarg;b knl;fvn;newn;gk agk;bjwg;jkgagb;j;bjkragkakjgba;krjgbra;kjebg;arkgbjk argkjagb;kkrjarb;;brbj;rkgb;jk Tobal Stop that Miqqo90 thaareijoarijargi'orgi'o THIS PLAYER IS OFFLINE Exit Enter Raven4 and Tobal Raven4 Praets are dead and Eternals are here. Tobal Long live me, I am emperor. It is poonage. Raven4 I know you took Nas2s account. Tobal I didnt lol Raven4 Meh I dont care Tobal Is this an Urka Qa I see before me!?! Raven4 Let's kill Rainer Tobal Ok. (Shoots Rainer) Rainer Oh noes I am dead! Tobal Lol... Die noob. Exit Tobal and Raven4 New scene a room: TObal sit at computer. Retyu and Mr Dead enter with pointy things. There is much gore and stabbing and the universe is safe once again. Oh, and Retyu pushes Miqqo90 off a balcony. -END _________________ Giovani dos Santos ... Olé! Last edited by Madridista on Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:03 am, edited 1 time in total. |
Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:41 am |
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over 9000!
Main: enkelin
Level: 5600 Joined: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:28 pm Posts: 11109 |
ahhh win
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Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:25 am |
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Rank: Main: goett Level: 2156 Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:36 pm Posts: 1832 |
epic post!
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Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:32 am |
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Rank: Director Main: Casillas Level: 6 Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:03 pm Posts: 706 |
someone else spin an epic tale
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Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:31 pm |
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Rank: Soldier Main: -Odysseus- Level: 4841 Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:49 am Posts: 207 Location: Zooming through the Interwebs |
Full Argo... Woah... Thats just hardcore! Pooned.
_________________ “You don’t have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.” –John Clardi “There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same.” –Chinese Proverb |
Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:47 pm |
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Rank: Councilor Main: Xonok6 Level: 602 Joined: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:31 am Posts: 861 |
Truly Epic.
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