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Post Recruiting for SHAFTED
I'm looking for volunteers for my new team: SHAFTED

Your team rank will always be one rank below PEON, I.E., SLAVE

You: will put all of your income into team treasury, I.E., my pockets

You: must be willing to take one for the team no matter what and without complaint. If for any reason your team Director is muted you must immediately confess to the crime.

You: will only talk when given permission, except as stated above

You: need to take a potty break raise your right hand, as soon as I see it I may grant the break. you must keep playing using your left hand.

You: will be on-line and playing SS 24/7

You: may not sleep while on-line, any team member caught sleeping at their keyboard will be stripped and flailed in front of their peers.

You: any team member trying to push up daisies at their keyboard must have filled out a 'leaving team and SS warning notice' two weeks in advance and provided a replacement before kicking the bucket

You: must sigh my iron clad agreement to the effect that you will never leave SHAFTED once you join, ... in your own blood and email it to me. I will check your DNA to make sure its really you.


Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:55 am
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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
Sign me up

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don't Churchill and DB seem like the perfect couple?

Both extremely boring
Both make pointless walls of text / paragraphs
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:54 am
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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
Swift.Kill wrote:
Sign me up


Hes KOS to several teams, I recommend you don't.

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Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:37 am
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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
Mew or Bonecrusher?

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Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:10 am
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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
Tomzta09 wrote:
Swift.Kill wrote:
Sign me up


Hes joking, I recommend you don't.

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Tomzta09 wrote:
don't Churchill and DB seem like the perfect couple?

Both extremely boring
Both make pointless walls of text / paragraphs
Both never stfu
Both need serious mental help
Both know far too much about SS


Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:57 am
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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
Tomzta09 wrote:
Swift.Kill wrote:
Sign me up


Hes KOS to several teams, I recommend you don't.


Mew Meeow.

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Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:18 am
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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
This team name simply makes fun of itself. I don't even have to try.

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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
Lol at you thinking this is in actual team :)

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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
Just decided to read past the first two lines.

Lol'd. :mrgreen:

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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
These are actually the bronze standard rule for mid/low tier WOW raiding guilds. The silver standard requires you to contract a minimum of 3-4 second or third world employees at your own expense that farm gold for you 24/7 and tithe 99% of the gold profits to the guild. The gold standard actually requires a legal contract of indentured servitude which will only hold up in a country that doesn't adhere to the geneva conventions.


Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:45 pm
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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
You: will never get over concussions

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:47 am
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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
Put "that's what she said" or "in bed" after the end of the title post. Dude, you gotta rename your team. It honestly sounds like a perverted joke.

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:11 am
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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
thecrazygamemaster wrote:
Put "that's what she said" or "in bed" after the end of the title post. Dude, you gotta rename your team. It honestly sounds like a perverted joke.


Someone didn't bother to read before posting.


Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:07 am
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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
Team Politics is supposed to be for real teams....

If thats the case, then Bonecrusher won't have to muddy up the pure tradeness of traders :p

If it's not, Bageese will end up locking it.


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Post Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED
Ban!

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