With the upcoming universe reset, Eminence Front has found itself severely undermanned in several key areas of our workforce. So we've decided to open our doors to players of all levels of experience!

Current available positions:

• Deckhand - we are always short on hands due to horrendous booby-trapped cookie jar accidents, this position is invaluable.
• Figurehead - you must be able to remain perfectly still for voyages exceeding multiple millenia. I think being able to withstand vacuum is basically implied at this point.
• Public Relations Speaker - Go to schools around the country, conventions, and government speeches and represent us.
• Scratching post for Cuddles, our pet iguana
• Monster hunter (must be capable of tracking, and capturing giant mutant man-eating iguanas)
• Screenwriter

P.S. got a score of over 800 in Arcade Mode on Fruit Ninja? Then we definitely want you!

Want more info, or simply wish to apply? Look for an EF member in-game!

Shit I only got like 400... well this sux.

I cannot join. So says Sparky.

Every day I try to picture what this man is like in real life. He is beyond my imagination.

And Spatzz.

I want to be a sailor ;( can I be a sailor?

Oh lord assassin, teach me some english D:

well I've always had a thing for getting scratched by iguanas

So is the Scratching post position still open?

I have previous experience and references. Hell, the job practically runs in my family.

Sadly our team roster was flooded by a random name generator a bit ago meaning we will need to suspend any recruitment for a weeeee little bit while we bring Eminence Back....back!

will cuddles be ok?

We found out just recently that Cuddles was abducted by New Zealanders and replaced with a potato. Nasty stuff really, we're still conducting an investigation into the matter, but you can rest assured that we WILL get to the bottom of this!

We honestly thought Cuddles had just finally perfected his potato imitation technique, probably should've suspected something seeing as he hadn't ended it for over a year.

Are you hiring ex-Pokemon masters? Rock tried to touch my no no place and now i'm intent on pastures new.

I see right through your clever ploy to make us look like fools, his actual name was Brock and he is decidedly heterosexual! The next matter is to ask what you are a Pokemaster in. EF only recognized Red, Blue, Gold and Silver versions. The rest suck.