There comes a time in a man's life when it's necessary to do something important. For me, this is that time, and that something important, is to post a new recruitment post. Now, the only woman I know actually turned out to be a guy, but I think I can say that women also have such moments. That was unnecessary and unimportant, but okay, let's move on.
You may remember our previous recruitment posts, I don't, so I just wrote a new one, but if you do you may remember about our pet iguana whose name I've long since forgotten. To make a long story short, there's a reason why we do not have Pokemon in reality. And so we now have a new pet and we call it Thermal, it's a Norwegian viking with a beard (not one with twin tails) and it wields an axe for fighting icebears.
And when it comes to fighting icebears, Eminence Front is without a doubt the best of the best - except for Spatzz, he's a plumber or something.
But ever since the 21st of December, we have found ourselves struggling to fight back against these monstrous icebears, with loss after loss tallying up it has come to the point where we can't simply keep our doors closed to new recruits, so for once, we have decided to let people join for the first time ever (honest). If you want to be part of an elite icebear fighting battalion pm someone on Eminence Front and inquire!
However there are some prerequisites we have to set out. Fighting icebears isn't just for everyone, and we all know F2P's are just icebear-bait when it comes down to it; so you have to be a P2P.
I'll write something more serious later.
!! Join us and help me stop tech from making more fancy coats 
