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Which should be our new mascot?
Icebear 58%  58%  [ 28 ]
Landshark 42%  42%  [ 20 ]
Total votes : 48

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Post Icebear Hunters Wanted - Eminence Front
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There comes a time in a man's life when it's necessary to do something important. For me, this is that time, and that something important, is to post a new recruitment post. Now, the only woman I know actually turned out to be a guy, but I think I can say that women also have such moments. That was unnecessary and unimportant, but okay, let's move on.

You may remember our previous recruitment posts, I don't, so I just wrote a new one, but if you do you may remember about our pet iguana whose name I've long since forgotten. To make a long story short, there's a reason why we do not have Pokemon in reality. And so we now have a new pet and we call it Thermal, it's a Norwegian viking with a beard (not one with twin tails) and it wields an axe for fighting icebears.

And when it comes to fighting icebears, Eminence Front is without a doubt the best of the best - except for Spatzz, he's a plumber or something.

But ever since the 21st of December, we have found ourselves struggling to fight back against these monstrous icebears, with loss after loss tallying up it has come to the point where we can't simply keep our doors closed to new recruits, so for once, we have decided to let people join for the first time ever (honest). If you want to be part of an elite icebear fighting battalion pm someone on Eminence Front and inquire!

However there are some prerequisites we have to set out. Fighting icebears isn't just for everyone, and we all know F2P's are just icebear-bait when it comes down to it; so you have to be a P2P.

I'll write something more serious later.

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Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:24 pm
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Post Re: Icebear Hunters Wanted - Eminence Front
Possibly the best thing I have EVER read, and I read abnormal porn when I'm bored.
GO EF.


Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:35 am
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Post Re: Icebear Hunters Wanted - Eminence Front
if you use bait you can lure the icebears into a trap
anyway, didnt know jey lived that far in the north to have icebear problems

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Zephyr has honey badgers.

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Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:20 am
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Post Re: Icebear Hunters Wanted - Eminence Front
That's nothing compared to TFC. We got two mascots! A narwhal and a unicorn.

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Post Re: Icebear Hunters Wanted - Eminence Front
Camsy wrote:
That's nothing compared to TFC. We got two mascots! A narwhal and a unicorn.

Don't make fun of Shadow's head abscess... it's a serious medical condition.

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Thank you for my new background <3

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EF suckups lol.

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*Does a line*


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Cocaine wrote:
*Does a line*


I'm a simple guy with a simple wishes. I wish I could come to a forum and do a line..!

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Post Re: Icebear Hunters Wanted - Eminence Front
I dont approve this message. Some of us are Icebear friendly on EF :evil: !! Join us and help me stop tech from making more fancy coats :cry:

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Or join us and help usher in our new production line for Icebear kilts! The only kilt that can truly express how manly you are!

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Post Re: Icebear Hunters Wanted - Eminence Front
After much deliberation we've decided upon improving the administration of our team.

Starting next Sunday we will begin holding meetings every day. We will hold a pre-meeting - where we outline our plans for the meeting, then we will hold a meeting about what we should discuss in our post-meeting, and finally we will have our post-meeting which will be open to the public subject to our topic.

All 3 meetings are mandatory for everyone in EF, so if you didn't read our announcement on the team site about it, please make sure your planner's free and stay on SS all day Saturday so we can hold a meeting on deciding the meeting times.

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Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:26 am
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Post Re: Icebear Hunters Wanted - Eminence Front
assasinat3r wrote:
After much deliberation we've decided upon improving the administration of our team.............


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYQ4uV8NDJo comes to mind.

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Post Re: Icebear Hunters Wanted - Eminence Front
I sadly will not be able to make the premeeting to discuss our meeting on future meetings on Sunday as I will be out of town making plans to leave town so a future traveling event can occur. I have filed the necessary paper work which should give me access to proper documents so I can secure the needed bureaucratic material to inform you of this.

P.S. Really will be out of town, I promise I'll get on come Monday :)

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