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Main: Assassinat3r
Level: 2460 Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:43 am Posts: 2057 Location: Astora |
There comes a time in a man's life when it's necessary to do something important. For me, this is that time, and that something important, is to post a new recruitment post. Now, the only woman I know actually turned out to be a guy, but I think I can say that women also have such moments. That was unnecessary and unimportant, but okay, let's move on. You may remember our previous recruitment posts, I don't, so I just wrote a new one, but if you do you may remember about our pet iguana whose name I've long since forgotten. To make a long story short, there's a reason why we do not have Pokemon in reality. And so we now have a new pet and we call it Thermal, it's a Norwegian viking with a beard (not one with twin tails) and it wields an axe for fighting icebears. And when it comes to fighting icebears, Eminence Front is without a doubt the best of the best - except for Spatzz, he's a plumber or something. But ever since the 21st of December, we have found ourselves struggling to fight back against these monstrous icebears, with loss after loss tallying up it has come to the point where we can't simply keep our doors closed to new recruits, so for once, we have decided to let people join for the first time ever (honest). If you want to be part of an elite icebear fighting battalion pm someone on Eminence Front and inquire! However there are some prerequisites we have to set out. Fighting icebears isn't just for everyone, and we all know F2P's are just icebear-bait when it comes down to it; so you have to be a P2P. I'll write something more serious later. _________________ Did you praise the sun today? |
Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:24 pm |
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Main: Prommilypicklesomnomnom
Level: 4704 Joined: Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:41 am Posts: 873 |
Possibly the best thing I have EVER read, and I read abnormal porn when I'm bored.
GO EF. |
Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:35 am |
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Rank: Officer Main: number666.5 Level: 8921 Joined: Wed May 03, 2006 4:12 pm Posts: 3457 Location: nowhere |
if you use bait you can lure the icebears into a trap
anyway, didnt know jey lived that far in the north to have icebear problems _________________ Valkyrie300 wrote: You need to thoroughly think before sprouting exaggerated statements |
Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:38 pm |
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Main: Mow
Level: 9759 Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:57 pm Posts: 4731 Location: Kuratovo, Russia |
Zephyr has honey badgers.
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Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:20 am |
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Rank: Peon Main: Camsy Level: 2191 Joined: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:03 pm Posts: 2214 Location: Sydney, Australia |
That's nothing compared to TFC. We got two mascots! A narwhal and a unicorn.
_________________ Blue Dwarf wrote: Statistically, they haven't changed. Except for the beef I gave. |
Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:23 pm |
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Rank: Director Main: xXxIrishKnightxXx Level: 20 Joined: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:04 pm Posts: 1580 Location: Equestria |
Camsy wrote: That's nothing compared to TFC. We got two mascots! A narwhal and a unicorn. Don't make fun of Shadow's head abscess... it's a serious medical condition. _________________ |
Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:01 pm |
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Rank: Officer Main: Infero 2 Level: 4129 Joined: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:05 pm Posts: 50 |
Thank you for my new background <3
/inf (i'm on there! shh) |
Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:09 pm |
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Main: Mow
Level: 9759 Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:57 pm Posts: 4731 Location: Kuratovo, Russia |
EF suckups lol.
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Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:33 pm |
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Rank: Main: Slevin Kelevra Level: 600 Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:15 pm Posts: 260 |
*Does a line*
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Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:03 am |
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Main: Mow
Level: 9759 Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:57 pm Posts: 4731 Location: Kuratovo, Russia |
Cocaine wrote: *Does a line* I'm a simple guy with a simple wishes. I wish I could come to a forum and do a line..! _________________ |
Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:21 pm |
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Rank: Councilor Main: 1-800-USE_THE_FORCE! Level: 9597 Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:36 pm Posts: 2769 |
I dont approve this message. Some of us are Icebear friendly on EF !! Join us and help me stop tech from making more fancy coats
_________________ "I still miss the Crack Whores..." - Jeff_L |
Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:19 pm |
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Main: Assassinat3r
Level: 2460 Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:43 am Posts: 2057 Location: Astora |
Or join us and help usher in our new production line for Icebear kilts! The only kilt that can truly express how manly you are!
_________________ Did you praise the sun today? |
Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:29 am |
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Main: Assassinat3r
Level: 2460 Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:43 am Posts: 2057 Location: Astora |
After much deliberation we've decided upon improving the administration of our team.
Starting next Sunday we will begin holding meetings every day. We will hold a pre-meeting - where we outline our plans for the meeting, then we will hold a meeting about what we should discuss in our post-meeting, and finally we will have our post-meeting which will be open to the public subject to our topic. All 3 meetings are mandatory for everyone in EF, so if you didn't read our announcement on the team site about it, please make sure your planner's free and stay on SS all day Saturday so we can hold a meeting on deciding the meeting times. _________________ Did you praise the sun today? |
Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:26 am |
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Rank: Officer Main: Scyron Level: 8163 Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:18 am Posts: 805 Location: Helsingborg, Sweden |
assasinat3r wrote: After much deliberation we've decided upon improving the administration of our team............. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYQ4uV8NDJo comes to mind. _________________ Regards Scyron Captain Gusten Pengar E Fint |
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:21 am |
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Main: Spatzz
Level: 3104 Joined: Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:40 am Posts: 3122 |
I sadly will not be able to make the premeeting to discuss our meeting on future meetings on Sunday as I will be out of town making plans to leave town so a future traveling event can occur. I have filed the necessary paper work which should give me access to proper documents so I can secure the needed bureaucratic material to inform you of this.
P.S. Really will be out of town, I promise I'll get on come Monday _________________ JeffL wrote: Come have sex with me in space, my lord |
Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:19 am |
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