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Post Eminence Front Recruiting
Yes, it's that time again! Not many people know this, but recently our latest councillor BLUESWARM stepped down from his position to spend more time with his LLAMA BEARS. We actually forgot to announce his BRUTAL and BLOODY rise to councillor over the past uni but suffice to say, IT was very VIOLENT AND uncalled for. We'll miss you Blue.

On a serious note, in recent years we've lost many great players to numerous occasions, be them real life, Age of Empires or even getting kidnapped by Chechnyans (seriously, we're paying lots of money for info on Ives' current whereabouts!)

Leaving us with no choice but to open our doors again - though they weren't actually closed to be honest - to new players.

Oh, that's right! What is Eminence Front? A bullier of newbies? The sonata police? The admin team? [sic] Well, it turns out we're actually just a casual team of hardcore progressive players! Do you want to liberate the enslaved T22 gear from the merciless Aveksakans? So do we!

Still, that's not to say we're only looking for people that are capable of doing high-end content. Let's be honest, long-term players suck and no one likes them so we'd be happy to give newbies a chance as well. In fact, we'd prefer newbies!

What about our requirements for joining, you ask? Be P2P, and the usual stuff.

Actually, just go look at Hiigaphiix's team post, we're basically the same rule-wise when we bother enforcing them.

Good bye! Ah, before I forget, team slots are limited so get some while they're still vacant! We'd prefer multiple accounts to be kept to a minimum. If it comes down to it we'll gladly boot loyal and committed senior players to accommodate new recruits. Just ask for someone on EF to begin the recruitment process.

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Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:29 am
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Post Re: Eminence Front Recruiting
Apply now and get your free admin panel. On second though, go away MY admin panel!

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Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:40 am
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I forgot to mention this but we're also KoS to TUC. Presumably this is because of the falling out between us over the merger.

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Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:59 am
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Can these topics be considered spam?


Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:10 am
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Max235 wrote:
Can these topics be considered spam?



This and the ones they make about them and SP can be considered spam, yes.

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Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:03 am
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Post Re: Eminence Front Recruiting
Tomzta09 wrote:
Max235 wrote:
Can these topics be considered spam?



This and the ones they make about them and SP can be considered spam, yes.


Because I decide to incorporate humor into our recruitment post?

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It's not the humor, it's the overly drawn out circus shows that comes with it, as well as ridiculous amounts of *not-SS* content. Being humorous and cheeky is one thing, making a drama that rivals a Shakespearean play is something else.


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another party pooped by churchill


Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:28 pm
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It's the same shit different topic. You're like Microsoft, you just make the same thing over and over and over again.

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Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:59 pm
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Im happy to tell tom and church your applications are being taken into consideration. Please speak with llamas, they will brief on your next escapade of our recruitment process. Otherwise cease to post on here anymore, as the highaphilixys are growing tired of your post full of wisdom and virtue.

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Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:43 pm
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Im curious, if I choose to spam this topic which is already 75% spam from you two, what exactly do you plan on doing?

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Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:03 am
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Well, if you didn't have such an original signature, we would war you. Since you do though, we will just call you Al.

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Well, if you didn't have such an original signature, we would war you. Since you do though, we will just call you Al.


Because that will stop me from talking, you people never learn, do you?

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Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:12 am
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Tomzta09 wrote:
Because that will stop me from talking, you people never learn, do you?


With no punctuation, I read that as "Us people will never learn, because that would stop you from talking." And yes, we don't want to shut people up, so we choose to never learn.




...and you call this spam?!

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Post Re: Eminence Front Recruiting
assasinat3r wrote:
Tomzta09 wrote:
Max235 wrote:
Can these topics be considered spam?



This and the ones they make about them and SP can be considered spam, yes.


Because I decide to incorporate humor into our recruitment post?



What humour? :P

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