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Post All h̶a̶i̶l enjoy cookies, courtesy of Emperor Johnston V2
This is the official declaration that I, Johnston V2, am to be a better emperor than my predecessor.

The bar is low, and the steaks are high, but heed my word there will be an era of peace, happiness, and prosperity for all!

Here is a graphical rendition of what my reign will be like:

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EDIT1: added kittens
EDIT2: added steaks
EDIT3: "hailing" is overrated. Accept a universe-wide supply of delicious cookies for all, accompanied by optional chocolate milk or hot cocoa.
EDIT4: Downboats, really?
EDIT5: Wow, thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
EDIT6: Wow, this really blew up... RIP my inbox. Since you're all wondering, what happened was
the thing that went to the place

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I would like to think the line "excuse me but can I get a shitpost?" is fairly polite.


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Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:27 pm
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Post Re: All Hail Emperor Johnston V2
cej1120con wrote:
This is the official declaration that I, Johnston V2, am to be a better emperor than my predecessor.

The bar is low, and the stakes are high, but heed my word there will be an era of peace, happiness, and prosperity for all!


In a parallel universe.

*You suddenly wake up*

"Oh shit, TBV is still running for emperor*

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Post Re: All hail Emperor Johnston V2
i am starting an assault on "emperor" johnston's palace this sunday at 4 PM GMT +1.
anyone who wants to john me come to sol 30 mins before said time

ALL HAIL EMPEROR TBBT, TRUE RULER OF SS (super suckers)

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Post Re: All hail Emperor Johnston V2
lordjeroen wrote:
i am starting an assault on "emperor" johnston's palace this sunday at 4 PM GMT +1.
anyone who wants to john me come to sol 30 mins before said time

ALL HAIL EMPEROR TBBT, TRUE RULER OF SS (super suckers)


Ok.

*Starts the construction of 9001 dreads*

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