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Post The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences.
So, Due to the threat of those "Deviding Contrast" Children and Pirates, in short Bob's gang of missfits and basicly ugly ppl..

Traders and Eminence Front have decided to partner up and deal with this menace head on.

Our Alliance is a Defensive Offensive and a touchie-feelie alliance.

We wil not tollorate any team not-talking to us or not fondeling us.

Traders wil claim 50% of the profit ANY team makes, besides EF.

There wil be a curfew (The time wil be given by Enkelin, Mighty leader of Traders).

EF wil setup blockades around the wildspace outpost galaxies to protect our assets and toll might be charges.

So...Welcome the latest alliance to SS!!

The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences


Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:07 pm
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Post Re: The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences.
In the spirit of full disclosure, I should announce the terms of the alliance. EF will pay Traders 2 Heph Machines per month (standard fee) and for this they get to kick Rhys in the crotch, also on a monthly basis.

Please stay tuned for the curfew announcement. As is typical, it will be enforced without warning by SDvB.

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Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:17 pm
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Post Re: The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences.
My nutz for Aiur!

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Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:23 pm
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Post Re: The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences.
interesting, will this alliance have cookies at the intergalactic conferences?

anyway what's the serious business here, i think like 70% of what OP said was joke matters, lol

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Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:26 pm
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Post Re: The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences.
*rubs hands together*
Time to wait for the right moment to sabotage those blockades and loot the money they received from the toll charges. :lol:

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Post Re: The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences.
ripcurl111 wrote:
*rubs hands together*
Time to wait for the right moment to sabotage


TDC standard war practice right

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Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:34 pm
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Post Re: The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences.
anilv wrote:
ripcurl111 wrote:
*rubs hands together*
Time to wait for the right moment to sabotage


TDC standard war practice right


Duh, this makes it easier to win wars so why not? :mrgreen:

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Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:57 pm
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Post Re: The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences.
what about SP?

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Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:13 pm
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guise kin i b ur leik, maskot an stuf

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These politics. You're all acting like 5 years old girls fighting for whose doll is prettier.

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Aren't you and redalert on TDC?

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Post Re: The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences.
the joke is that everyone has an alt on bob's team, including me.

he thinks my alt is some cool player who agrees with him on almost everything

saberterge anyone?

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Post Re: The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences.
hello, i am interest in tradings. one eminence please!

please tell me this not false advertise, am very needings one eminence.


Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:18 pm
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Post Re: The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences.
So Eminence Front, the self-proclaimed Anti-Pirate and the Admin team has decided to form an alliance with self-proclaimed champions of bases team "Traders", against the out-of-control "Pirate" team "The Dividing Contrast" in case of the unlikelihood where The Dividing Contrast should choose to attack one of these two teams, even though one or two high-up members of Eminence Front were part of The Dividing Contrast. While enkelin, the supreme overlord of station management chooses to protect famous scammer, account thief and power-hungry dictator "Flaming Demon", also known as "ThunderStrike/ShadowBlade" after taking a shit on his team "The Unforseen Colonists" a few universes ago, the kind of player who Eminence Front is against.

At around May-early June'ish, both Eminence Front and Traders were very desperate for some PVP in the game. Before The Dividing Contrast kicked off, they had to make do with small PVP from Victorious Secret and eventually just heavyg33, a randomer flying a Paxian Battle Frigate. However, this small team was not enough to please Eminence Front or Traders, in fact they got fed up with heavyg33 firing a few MIRV Rockets and hiding behind a base preaching how fearsome he is in all chat. Although Norwegian die-hard Star Sonata fan "THRM" on Eminence Front was very entertained, openly shouting that an act of war from Eminence Front is what will happen if heavyg33 or Victorious Secret chose to scrape a pixel against his shiny golden buttocks.

However, one must always keep in mind that whenever a bit of PVP comes into the lives of the hungry players of Star Sonata, they will get bored within 30 minutes and become frustrated over the period of a week because the PVP is not what they expected (an easy fight for them, lots of retreating involved a.k.a tactics). If the player then chooses to stop PVPing, they are refrained from doing so. They must either make a public apology for everything they have done (basically harassment and humiliation) or they must disappear from the game for a year, because we players like to act like a dominant force over a smaller player. We have very fragile egos.

So what we have here is an alliance consisting of Anti-Pirate pirates who have nothing better to do in Star Sonata but cannot quit, a few of them are drunk on power, a couple of base whores and a well known thief, against a team consisting of PVPers, a bald saboteur and a few outcasts.

Moral of the story: If you have enough power and people by your side, you can do almost anything, and get away with it.


Please note: The person who wrote this post has been arrested by The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences and has been tagged with a "Permanent Kill on Sight", should he ever be allowed to play the game again. He was also reported to the head of Landauer games and has been permanently banned for preaching lies against us.

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Post Re: The Eminent Traders Front Alliance of Trading Eminences.
mind = blown for actually enjoying Combustion's post.

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