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 Rank: Operator Main: Hober Mallow Level: 5143 Joined: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:08 pm Posts: 3191 |
 Pour on the Salt All credit goes to our fine Salt and Pepper Patrol: Evildoers Repeatedly Smited (SaPPERS) members ciro, Nargaroth, flashpoint, CLXXXIII, Eridian, Snurt and stargeneral. They valiantly stood against the heavyg33 armada, which consisted of a Red Photon Warship held together with glue and rage. While initially all was believed lost, it quickly became apparent that our opponent had no idea what the hell he was doing. Eventually we realized that we were not fighting heavyg33! Apparently he fooled us and left a sack of potatoes at his computer over the past few weeks or so. So I guess he got the last laugh?  After sacking multiple galaxies full of packed kits and nihilite drones (Couldn't be anything else because of how shitty they were, if I were heavy I'd have second thoughts about outsourcing my BvB to potatoes in the future...), SaPPERS elite squadron are taking a break for some much needed Wiener Würstchen! More importantly: heavyg33 will from now on be referred to as Saltyg33, anyone found harboring this fugitive will receive punishment to the fullest extent of the law. You shall be bathed in Salt and battered with Pepper, with a sprinkle of Paprika and a little bit of Lemon peel. Then baked for 15 minutes at 450 degrees fahrenheit (230 degrees celsius for my European compatriots) and served a la carte.  #staysalty _________________   http://www.starsonata.com/suggestions Last edited by MasterTrader on Fri Jun 17, 2016 4:49 pm, edited 4 times in total. |
| Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:10 pm |
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 Rank: Officer Main: LemonPrime Level: 8132 Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:14 pm Posts: 5747 |
Re: It's Official _________________ Lemon/Meo |
| Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:11 pm |
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Rank: Operator Main: Hober Mallow Level: 5143 Joined: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:08 pm Posts: 3191 |
Re: Pour on the Salt Oh and if anyone still isn't convinced that heavyg33 has been replaced by a potato: That was him clapping.
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| Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:23 pm |
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 Rank: Councilor Main: CLXXXIII Level: 6719 Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:16 am Posts: 132 |
Re: Pour on the Salt Thx for heavyG i learned a lot from this bvbing.
With his help our team grew in companionship too. heavyg fighted well and it was often pretty close who would win each fight. May the gods of baked potatoes be on our site and we will always salt them and give them a pinch of pepper. now i have to get some butter to make this dish to cool down a bit and tase better  |
| Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:12 pm |
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 Rank: Officer Main: topbuzzz Level: 8015 Joined: Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:31 pm Posts: 4347 |
Re: Pour on the Salt ooh baby baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU |
| Fri Jun 17, 2016 3:02 am |
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 Rank: Officer Main: Chrono Warrior Level: 5940 Joined: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:36 pm Posts: 328 |
Re: Pour on the Salt #SaltyG33 - Chrono _________________ anilv wrote: #feelthethrm |
| Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:21 am |
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Main: stargeneral
Level: 3284 Joined: Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:17 pm Posts: 184 Location: Canada |
Re: Pour on the Salt I like potatoes...
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| Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:32 pm |
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Main: Torment
Level: 6557 Joined: Fri May 27, 2016 4:20 pm Posts: 8 |
Re: Pour on the Salt What kind of punishment?
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| Fri Jun 17, 2016 6:12 pm |
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Rank: Main: Kinetic Level: 4707 Joined: Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:27 am Posts: 312 |
Re: Pour on the Salt Whats a Potato?
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| Fri Jun 17, 2016 6:28 pm |
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Rank: Operator Main: Hober Mallow Level: 5143 Joined: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:08 pm Posts: 3191 |
Re: Pour on the Salt DeformedStar12 wrote: What kind of punishment? Quote: You shall be bathed in Salt and battered with Pepper, with a sprinkle of Paprika and a little bit of Lemon peel. Then baked for 15 minutes at 450 degrees fahrenheit (230 degrees celsius for my European compatriots) and served a la carte. And we'll probably smear you with garlic butter, with a minced parsley garnish so as to negate the garlic odor. _________________ http://www.starsonata.com/suggestions |
| Sat Jun 18, 2016 9:54 am |
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 Rank: Officer Main: -13- Level: 4430 Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 1:30 am Posts: 557 |
Re: Pour on the Salt tiny bvb = big pride?
 lol @ heavy.... XD _________________ ~4441~ |
| Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:48 pm |
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