fellow Sonatans, sadly there has been a needed change in leadership in this team.
While our figurehead Jey will be retained as a puppet the Councillors have all had to be replaced due to high crimes and misdemeanors.

Joshua was found to be actively doing content and the officers have decided to put him under house arrest for his crimes.

Chrono Warrior was found to have been sexually harassing his assistant Fingerblaster_69 and has resigned in disgrace.

Blizzara having spent all the teams credits on crack whores and space whisky, evident by his hoard of broken whisky bottles left on our production base, has entered rehabilitation.

Pete and Dark Wolf are acting Councillors while a team of officers scours the universe for a suitable 3rd Councillor to do all their work.

Please disregard any reply's from other officers as those traitors will be dealt with soon tm.

But mah drinking buddy! Nooooo

/signed

Kanga

Haha this made me lol

Pete and wolfie.. councy :/ eeek

Ill be 4th councy!!!!! Official Custodial Coordinator and Distributor of Toiletries for EF!!!!!

DS for director

Only gotta promote me 5 times

Ok you back stabbing traitors! If you don't release Josh from House Arrest, I will have no choice but to toss the shields on my own bases in Waldrop. This will massively inconvenience the team as they will have to replace the shields with other shields as they will have to help me because I'm too stupid to build my own shields (as history has proven) Please release Josh now or I will have a hissy fit.