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War Upon the Hair Ticks
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Author:  cej1120con [ Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:16 pm ]
Post subject:  War Upon the Hair Ticks

The end of the 420th Age of Meme is at hand, and with it, the beginning of the 69th Age of Shitpost has begun. Though I find myself alone against the lack of any semi-decent Fleet Commanders, now is not the time for worry. In truth, this is the time for my combat bots to be unchained, for their resolve to be tested against those who seek the downfall of real Fleet Commanders!

To those still strong in this darkened time, know that the end of the shit FC is at hand. With those of us lost to Gunner on our minds, victory taunts us as it avoids my fated septuple-modded emp rays. We will have it, with the blessing of FC God-Emperor JV2, whose glorious return will be witnessed by all! Irreverent missile spammers and hallowed fighter launchers. Malicious chain weapons and righteous radiation damage. The infidels shall suffer searing radiation upon our transcension with FC God JV2, foretold by the shitposts of the past!

To the faithful without hope, take heed. I am the FC God-Emperor Jv2, leader of the memes, creator of the shitposts. The heretics did not corrupt our memes, and they shall not corrupt our shitposts. Join your fleets with ours, and walk the golden path of irradiated AI ships with us.

Author:  cej1120con [ Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:22 pm ]
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the meme isn't over yet. the shitpost hasn't even started, yet. they ain't shitposted nothin', yet Shitpost the forums, cast out the gunners! BURN THE SHIT FCs. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL, SLAUGHTER, MAIM can't cast VOTE. will cast VOTE by KILL. SEND TO SHITPOST. Outskirts of DISCORD? Not for filthy MEME hoberses.

Author:  nc44 [ Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:43 pm ]
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I like this thread. There's a bit too much trying, but hey, with that comes the attention to detail i crave from your posts.

Author:  sabre198 [ Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:51 am ]
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I came back from hibernation to approve this post

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