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Post Cooking for beginners
Bored of playing online games? Maybe a bit hungry? Guess it's time to cook something.

About cooking:
Cooking is the act of preparing food for eating by the application of heat. (...) It is the process of selecting, measuring and combining of ingredients in an ordered procedure in an effort to achieve the desired result. (Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Before you start:
* Make sure your kitchen ain't a mess
* Make sure you got all the indegrients you need for the dish
* Make sure all the equipment you need for your cooking is clean
* Wash your hands
* You should follow a recipe. If you are not following a recipe, eat at own risk.

During the cooking:
Get all the crap that ain't needed anymore out of your way. Throw it where it belong; the dishwasher, garbage or back into the frigde. There is nothing more frustrating than turning your kitchen upside down looking for whatever you just had in front of you.

Chopping:
Chopping is fun. That's roughly chopping food into pices. Chopping may be one of the most thrilling parts of the cooking experience, but it's also dangerous. Make sure you have your wife or parents neearby when you are chopping. A first aid kit is handy and your doc should be on speed dail.

Boiling:
Just put the stuff you want to boil in a pot (add water if it ain't liquid) and heat it up. When it bubble it boils. If you boil something to long it get mushy and fuzzy. And your wife won't let you cook again.
WARNING: Be careful about stuff that's boiling, it's hot.

Frying:
Frying works best if the stuff you are gonna fry got room temperature. Dragging it right out of the frigde and throwing it into the pan give poor result. You should use some kind of oil of fat for this.
WARNING: Again, careful hot. Fat and oil can ignite if it get to hot.

The finishing moves:
When everything is chopped, boiled and/or fryed, make sure the food look delishius before serving it. Some fresh veggies or herbs usually do the trick. Light some candles and impress your family with your style. Enjoy!

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How bored were you?

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MagicSteve wrote:
How bored were you?
so bored he looped around the bored-o-meter for another roll. :D

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This does have some relevance.

Look at his location for why ;)


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