Tomzta09
Team:  Rank: Officer Main: Mow Level: 10321 Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:57 pm Posts: 4731 Location: Kuratovo, Russia
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 The Honey Badger
Recently, there has been death and destruction in the universe,

Systems being destroyed overnight... Huge bases going up in flames... Entire fleets disappearing... 
Of course, This is the work of...

The Honey Badger is a Level 2900 badass AI which is considered the most fearless AI in existance, it really doesn't give a shit, when it's hungry, it's hungry. Look, here it is tearing apart a base full of people just by breathing on it, think it cares? It doesn't give a shit. Absolutely no sympathy for anyone what so ever.

The Honey Badgers fly a ship that resembles the Prawn, but has 70% Resistances to all damage types, has a massive 1.5 Million shields with 1k Regeneration. It has a badass tweak which he uses as a last resort, to give him 100% Resistances to all damage types, and makes him regenerate to half, similar to Zombie Bunny and Dark Kobaldstein. Honey Badgers can only use this tweak every 60 seconds. The Honey Badger Multifires three big nasty heat lasers which give a -1000 shield regen side effect for 3 seconds, which is very similar to the Nightfurys laser. He also Multifires Strontium Cannons & Preachers at a crazy RoF of 0.5 seconds! If you thought that was nasty, wait till you smell his breath! EW, its so nasty. Honey Badgers breath is possibly the most disgusting thing anyone could ever smell, he uses it as a punishment to any of those silly fucks who like to use immolations. it is similar to Kidd's Lincin except it does Surgical damage instead of heat.

Now look, heres a Hive, think the honey badger cares? It doesn't give a shit, it goes right into the Hive to get some Larvae, Ew. How disgusting is that? it eats Larvae! Ew So nasty. But look here, Honey Badger is getting stung like a thousand times, but it doesn't give a shit, its hungry. Doesn't care about being stung by wasps. Nothing can stop the Honey Badger when its hungry.
You think that was all? The Hive has pissed off The Honey Badger with the stupid little fleas (Wasps) that it keeps spitting at him, so what his he gonna do? He is going to use his badass heat lasers to smack the shit outta their stupid Hive and scares the silly wasps away cause its a hungry little bastard.

Look at this, the truth finally comes out about Lions. They are fakes, like those silly silly Olympian Pretenders. Lions are only the Kings of the Jungle because the Honey Badgers said it was okay.
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