Granted, the fish squished you instead.

I wish the Cubs had gone the to the World Series.

Granted; the subsequent doping scandal leads to the collapse of Major League Baseball in the US though.

I wish I were feeling a tad more focused this afternoon instead of checking in on corrupt-a-wish.

Granted, except you check back for the next few months instead.

I wish someone would get rid of my old rival, Sgt. Pepper

Granted, your new rival is now General Cinnamon.

I wish I could see Ant-Man right now.

Granted, they now use posters with your face on them as currency instead.

I wish I could level alts to 1500 instantly.

Granted but due to a bug with the client they have no SP and become useless.

*Due to Spatzz's inability to post a wish, the World has offically ended, thank you for your time.*

I wish the world hadn't just ended.

Granted, but the politics that would ensue would require lots and lots of money (The real kind).

I wish NASA would make me a robot that could do dishes and the laundry.

Granted; a bug in the software makes the robot consider all things dirty and it stuffs all humans into washing machines.

I wish that this wish becomes corrupted.

Granted, it now launders money in Chicago.

I wish I could remember to post wishes.

Granted, but they suck.

I wish I had an Iron Man suit.

Granted; you get a men's 3-price suit made out of cast iron. You can't walk with it.

I wish Star Sonata had a galaxy that acts like that old arcade game Star Castle.

Granted, but all the dungeons are now complete with mechanisms of torture.

I wish more people would post in this topic besides me .