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Rank: Soldier Main: The Crazy Game Master Level: 3234 Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:15 am Posts: 3652 Location: TARDIS, Time Vortex, Main Universe, Reality, Big Bang 2, Multiverse 1 |
1. Buy a screwdriver (if you haven't got one, of course)
2. Unplug toaster and place upon clean table. (you will want a clean workspace) 3. When you open it you will see 2-8 heating coils ( also called heating elements, depending on toaster, year, make, and where you live on the planet. ) 4. Yank those coils out. 5. Go to a local autoshop and ask for some spark plug coils. They are bound to have some laying around. 6. Now that you have the aforementioned car coils, cut them down to size and put them inside the toaster. 7. Drive to your local nuclear testing range. 8. Run extension cord from bunker to toaster. DO NOT PLUG IT IN. 9. Drive back to bunker. Hole up, and plug in the extension cord. Enjoy your overclocked toaster! 10. If you value your life don't do this. _________________ Star Sonata is not ready for a release on Steam. See this topic for what we think should be done about it. viewtopic.php?f=107&t=59132 |
Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:54 pm |
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Rank: Main: Radia Level: 1100 Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:04 pm Posts: 6410 Location: q3dm17 |
But is the toast golden brown?
_________________ Jey123456 wrote: That will happen in a future closer than most futures. No Context. Idaten. bageese wrote: We've been against saying any solid dates until we know for sure when something is coming in. |
Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:55 pm |
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Rank: Main: Stabberz Level: 2414 Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:55 am Posts: 3696 |
This might seem really weird but it works well.
If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it. _________________ Blue Dwarf wrote: In space, no one can hear you cha cha cha. |
Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:09 pm |
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Rank: Main: Ununoctium Level: 5960 Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:27 pm Posts: 1773 |
Griffin wrote: This might seem really weird but it works well. If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it. Sooo... Bucket, piss, bleach, iced bottle of sparkling for that bubbly fresh feel? _________________ Space for rent! |
Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:10 pm |
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Rank: Main: Stabberz Level: 2414 Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:55 am Posts: 3696 |
The Salty One wrote: Griffin wrote: This might seem really weird but it works well. If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it. Sooo... Bucket, piss, bleach, iced bottle of sparkling for that bubbly fresh feel? /me sighs _________________ Blue Dwarf wrote: In space, no one can hear you cha cha cha. |
Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:46 pm |
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Rank: Main: Gunslinger Myrtok Level: 2640 Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:43 am Posts: 1965 |
Griffin wrote: This might seem really weird but it works well. If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it. Mixing bleach and ammonia causes a chemical reaction that produces poisonous gasses, including chloramine, which is deadly. Depending on the ratio of ammonia to bleach you may also get hydrazine, which is not only poisonous, but also tends toward explosiveness. This will all happen pretty much instantly while the mixture bubbles, splatters, and steams. tl;dr: MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA CAN EASILY KILL YOU. NEVER DO IT, AND ESPECIALLY NEVER PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. This thread should really be locked now. Maybe even deleted. _________________ pip8786 wrote: Dorin Nube... you win the best post on the forums ever award. Well done. HAL wrote: You are greedy and ignorant, you can't have everything in life for free. |
Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:02 pm |
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Rank: Soldier Main: The Crazy Game Master Level: 3234 Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:15 am Posts: 3652 Location: TARDIS, Time Vortex, Main Universe, Reality, Big Bang 2, Multiverse 1 |
Dorin Nube wrote: Griffin wrote: This might seem really weird but it works well. If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it. Mixing bleach and ammonia causes a chemical reaction that produces poisonous gasses, including chloramine, which is deadly. Depending on the ratio of ammonia to bleach you may also get hydrazine, which is not only poisonous, but also tends toward explosiveness. This will all happen pretty much instantly while the mixture bubbles, splatters, and steams. tl;dr: MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA CAN EASILY KILL YOU. NEVER DO IT, AND ESPECIALLY NEVER PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. This thread should really be locked now. Maybe even deleted. Anyone who takes this thread seriously is a noob to life. _________________ Star Sonata is not ready for a release on Steam. See this topic for what we think should be done about it. viewtopic.php?f=107&t=59132 |
Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:05 pm |
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Rank: Main: Gunslinger Myrtok Level: 2640 Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:43 am Posts: 1965 |
thecrazygamemaster wrote: Anyone who takes this thread seriously is a noob to life. There are kids on here who pretty much are noobs to life. Everybody is a noob at first. I like the toaster trick though. _________________ pip8786 wrote: Dorin Nube... you win the best post on the forums ever award. Well done. HAL wrote: You are greedy and ignorant, you can't have everything in life for free. |
Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:38 am |
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Rank: Main: Xenodread Level: 2605 Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:43 pm Posts: 413 Location: Ponyville |
I OC'd my toaster. Hooooooly shit.
_________________ (landswimmer) Jey is like the liquid terminator crossed with ron jeremy. he doesnt stay dead, and he never stops coming. |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:33 am |
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Rank: Main: playerboy345 Level: 3084 Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:25 am Posts: 4062 Location: The Netherlands |
I OC'd my penis. Hooooooly shit.
_________________ JeffL wrote: because we can and it looks really cool The Voomy One wrote: Quote: Runescape, Allows you to change your name every 30 days. Runescape sucks so it doesnt count |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:21 am |
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Main: Spatzz
Level: 3104 Joined: Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:40 am Posts: 3122 |
I OC'ed his penis, dang.
_________________ JeffL wrote: Come have sex with me in space, my lord |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:26 am |
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Rank: Main: playerboy345 Level: 3084 Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:25 am Posts: 4062 Location: The Netherlands |
Ohwaitimeantmoustacheihavenopenisimagirllol
_________________ JeffL wrote: because we can and it looks really cool The Voomy One wrote: Quote: Runescape, Allows you to change your name every 30 days. Runescape sucks so it doesnt count |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:26 am |
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Main: enkelin
Level: 5600 Joined: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:28 pm Posts: 11109 |
playerboy345 wrote: I OC'd my penis. Hooooooly shit. Why would you want to be faster? _________________ Hi, I'm Anil, a long-time player turned developer. I am Star Sonata's lead content developer, which means that I run weekly dev meetings and make sure that any proposed changes to the game receive proper review before going live. http://www.starsonata.com/features |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:27 am |
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Rank: Main: playerboy345 Level: 3084 Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:25 am Posts: 4062 Location: The Netherlands |
playerboy345 wrote: Ohwaitimeantmoustacheihavenopenisimagirllol _________________ JeffL wrote: because we can and it looks really cool The Voomy One wrote: Quote: Runescape, Allows you to change your name every 30 days. Runescape sucks so it doesnt count |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:28 am |
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Main: Evo
Level: 34 Joined: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:58 am Posts: 2150 |
I auged my toaster+ with Raging dio, ada rage, raging hermaphrodite.
Raging Toaster! _________________ Original Sybir /GodSteel My custom shader ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ Last edited by syberian on Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:38 am, edited 1 time in total. |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:30 am |
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