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Post How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps.
1. Buy a screwdriver (if you haven't got one, of course)

2. Unplug toaster and place upon clean table. (you will want a clean workspace)

3. When you open it you will see 2-8 heating coils ( also called heating elements, depending on toaster, year, make, and where you live on the planet. )

4. Yank those coils out.

5. Go to a local autoshop and ask for some spark plug coils. They are bound to have some laying around.

6. Now that you have the aforementioned car coils, cut them down to size and put them inside the toaster.

7. Drive to your local nuclear testing range.

8. Run extension cord from bunker to toaster. DO NOT PLUG IT IN.

9. Drive back to bunker. Hole up, and plug in the extension cord. Enjoy your overclocked toaster!

10. If you value your life don't do this.

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Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:54 pm
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Post Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps.
But is the toast golden brown?

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Post Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps.
This might seem really weird but it works well.

If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it.

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Post Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps.
Griffin wrote:
This might seem really weird but it works well.

If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it.


Sooo...

Bucket, piss, bleach, iced bottle of sparkling for that bubbly fresh feel?

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Griffin wrote:
This might seem really weird but it works well.

If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it.


Sooo...

Bucket, piss, bleach, iced bottle of sparkling for that bubbly fresh feel?


/me sighs

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Post Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps.
Griffin wrote:
This might seem really weird but it works well.

If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it.

Mixing bleach and ammonia causes a chemical reaction that produces poisonous gasses, including chloramine, which is deadly. Depending on the ratio of ammonia to bleach you may also get hydrazine, which is not only poisonous, but also tends toward explosiveness. This will all happen pretty much instantly while the mixture bubbles, splatters, and steams.

tl;dr: MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA CAN EASILY KILL YOU. NEVER DO IT, AND ESPECIALLY NEVER PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.

This thread should really be locked now. Maybe even deleted.

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Post Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps.
Dorin Nube wrote:
Griffin wrote:
This might seem really weird but it works well.

If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it.

Mixing bleach and ammonia causes a chemical reaction that produces poisonous gasses, including chloramine, which is deadly. Depending on the ratio of ammonia to bleach you may also get hydrazine, which is not only poisonous, but also tends toward explosiveness. This will all happen pretty much instantly while the mixture bubbles, splatters, and steams.

tl;dr: MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA CAN EASILY KILL YOU. NEVER DO IT, AND ESPECIALLY NEVER PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.

This thread should really be locked now. Maybe even deleted.

Anyone who takes this thread seriously is a noob to life.

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Post Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps.
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Anyone who takes this thread seriously is a noob to life.

There are kids on here who pretty much are noobs to life. Everybody is a noob at first. I like the toaster trick though.

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Dorin Nube... you win the best post on the forums ever award. Well done.


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I OC'd my toaster. Hooooooly shit.

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I OC'd my penis. Hooooooly shit.

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I OC'ed his penis, dang.

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Ohwaitimeantmoustacheihavenopenisimagirllol

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because we can and it looks really cool

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I OC'd my penis. Hooooooly shit.


Why would you want to be faster?

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Ohwaitimeantmoustacheihavenopenisimagirllol

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because we can and it looks really cool

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Runescape sucks so it doesnt count :P


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I auged my toaster+ with Raging dio, ada rage, raging hermaphrodite.
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