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theguru
Team:  Rank: Councilor Main: Trenton Level: 1615 Joined: Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:44 pm Posts: 21 Location: Planet Earth, Sol System, Milky-Way.
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 Jokes of the Day Ok, here's an Idea, how about we all post some jokes to have a good giggle at? No harm in that, well there could be some gut-busting belly-laughs, so I hereby resolve myself for any responsibility there-fore. And let me get the ball rolling with a few, and then how about you all just post your funny's, and we can all have a fit together.  Adept Sarcasm is encouraged!Q: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
A: Because it FELT Like IT!
Q: How many Paxian's does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: One!
Q: What's the best way to discourage Terrorism?
A: Terrorise the Terrorists; Poisen their Food, and Taint their Drugs!
Q: What's the best way to make money with this modern Internet thing?
A: Beg on You-Tube!
Q: What's the finest example of someone getting their liscence out of a weetes packet?
A: Correspondence Course's
Q: Within the S.S. Community, what's the best adaptation of being Analy-Retentive?
A: F2P.There, that's all I can think of at the moment, I look forward to everybody's contributions...
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theguru
Team: Rank: Councilor Main: Trenton Level: 1615 Joined: Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:44 pm Posts: 21 Location: Planet Earth, Sol System, Milky-Way.
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Re: Jokes of the Day Ok, here's a few more for you all; remember, Sarcasm is Encouraged. Disclaimer : Apologies if some humor is a bit Rich:-
Q: What's the fastest thing on two legs?
A: An Etheopian with a packet of Chips!
S(Statement): Only Real-Men deliberately Fart in a packed Elevator and blame it on the Women.
Q: How can you tell the difference between a young-brat and an adolescent mongrel on the internet?
A: You Cant!
Q: What's better than genuine Cow-Hide for a Couch?
A: Whale.
Q: Why do most forms of life have opposing sexual organs?
A: God has a sense of humor.
Q: What's the Meaning of Life?
A: There isnt one!
S: Old guy goes to his local general-practitioner for a regular checkup, the doctor proceeds to take his blood pressure, temperature, then sits the patient down on a chair for the old dong-the knee-cap with a little hammer... Patient stands up and king-hits the doctor.... Doctor complains "Why did you do that?"... patient replies "Well how do you like it?!"
Q: Whats the problematic reality of furthur developing Organic-Food production?
A: Brussel Sprouts with a beating-heart, Broad-Beens with eyeballs that wink at you, Man-Eating sized Venus Fly-Traps with Teeth, Beetroot that Bleeds, etc.
Q: What's perhaps the best Halloween gag?
A: You get the sturdy knock at the door and open it to find two Federal Police Officers with wide Grins on their faces as they say "TRICK Or Treat?"!
Q: What's difference between HAMAS and an a Political-Party?
A: EVERYTHING!
Ok, that's about as much as I can fathom for now...
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theguru
Team: Rank: Councilor Main: Trenton Level: 1615 Joined: Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:44 pm Posts: 21 Location: Planet Earth, Sol System, Milky-Way.
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Re: Jokes of the Day Gawd, I just cant help myself can I? Here's some more:-
Q: What really is a Bastard?
A: A child borne out of Wed-Lock.
Q: What's the best way to cure a typical Yeast-Infection?
A: Bend over, light a match, hold it right next to your sphincter and belch!
Q: How do you stop someone going blind as a result of too much mastibation?
A: Make him ware a blindfold!
Q: What's the best use for toilet-humor?
A: Making Grandmah spit her Dentures.
Q: Why do people really go Bald?
A: Head-Lice.
Q: Why do they call it "The Clap"?
A: Someone's finally got the idea of Tantric!
Q: What's the best way to cure Hyperactivity in a youngster?
A: Give it back its Dummy!
Q: How do you confuse a White-Man?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.
Ok, thats enough outa me.
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ELITE
Team:  Rank: Soldier Main: LemonPrime Level: 8087 Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:14 pm Posts: 5747
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Re: Jokes of the Day Lazerus pls
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Dom
Team:  Rank: Peon Main: Error Message Level: 3306 Joined: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:10 am Posts: 336
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Re: Jokes of the Day Q: Who is the funniest player on SS?
A: Lazerus
There's some adept sarcasm for ya.
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