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Is Tobal ever going to be unbanned
Yes 27%  27%  [ 6 ]
Never 23%  23%  [ 5 ]
Sooner or later 9%  9%  [ 2 ]
I dont care 18%  18%  [ 4 ]
He is Stupid 23%  23%  [ 5 ]
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I'm rinning so fast my buttocks have cought fire! :lol: Naw, sorry neon, I'm taken :(

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Neon98071 wrote:
Simply because part of the bible tells us that when Jesus's mother and Brothers wanted to talk to him, he didnt let them. I'll find you the excact passage when i get home.


This is a case of lack of a word in a language. There was no word for male relative, other then father and son sorts of relationships, so brother was used to describe any male relative that was father/son sorta relationship.


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Retyu wrote:
I'm rinning so fast my buttocks have cought fire! :lol: Naw, sorry neon, I'm taken :(


:cry:


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Tobal probably will get unbanned in a couple of months or so...hopefully....

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Voom wrote:
Can we drop this topic already. No one knows he will ever get unbanned, he did get a perm ban though.


so did a few other peeps, think every1 was unbanned cept toby :cry:


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kinda boring without tobal around :P


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Nuromishi wrote:
Tobal probably will get unbanned in a couple of months or so...hopefully....
i sure as hell hope not... :roll:


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man this topic has ended up a lil twisted but i like it its the most exiting thing to rile plp up scence tobal left lol


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So far in history there have been 3 recognised virgin pregnancys. It is possible that she was a hermaphrodite.

1. Jesus
2. Son of a Gun
3. Verkuyl DA.
Oral conception. Impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina. Case report.
British Journal of Obstetrics & Gynaecology. 95(9):933-4, 1988

The patient was a 15-year-old girl employed in a local bar. She was admitted to hospital after a knife fight involving her, a former lover and a new boyfriend. Who exactly stabbed whom was not quite clear but all three participants in the small war were admitted with knife injuries. The girl had some minor lacerations of the left hand and a single stab-wound in the upper abdomen. Under general anaesthesia, laparotomy was performed through an upper midline abdominal incision to reveal two holes in the stomach. These two wounds had resulted from the single stab-wound through the abdominal wall. The two defects were repaired in two layers. The stomach was noted empty at the time of surgery and no gastric contents were seen in the abdomen. Nevertheless, the abdominal cavity was lavaged with normal saline before closure. The condition of the patient improved rapidly following routine postoperative care and she was discharged home after 10 days. Precisely 278 days later the patient was admitted again to hospital with acute, intermittent abdominal pain. Abdominal examination revealed a term pregnancy with a cephalic fetal presentation. The uterus was contracting regularlY and the fetal heart was heard. Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple was present below the external urethral meatus and between the labia minora.

An emergency lower segment caesarean section was performed under spinal anaesthesia and a live male infant weighing 2800 g was born, with Apgar scores of 7 and 9 at 1 and 5 mm, respectively. On exploration, through the nearly completely dilated cervix, it was found that the normal uterus ended in a 2 cm deep vagina and that the vagina did not exist more distally.

The uterus, adnexa and renal tract appeared normal. Routine closure of the uterus and abdomen followed; a large tube drain was left in the uterine cavity.

While closing the abdominal wall, curiosity could not be contained any longer and the patient was interviewed with the help of a sympathetic nursing sister. The whole story did not become completely clear during that day but, with some subsequent inquiries, the whole saga emerged.

The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina and she had started oral experiments after disappointing attempts at conventional intercourse.

Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practised fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued. She had never had a period and there was no trace of lochia after the caesarean section. She had been worried about the increase in her abdominal size but could not believe she was pregnant although it had crossed her mind more often as her girth increased and as people around her suggested that she was pregnant. She did recall several episodes of lower abdominal pain during the previous year. The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings.

The postoperative course was uneventful and the drain was removed on the 6th day She started complaining about lower abdominal pain months postpartuin while she was still breast-feeding. An attempt was made to construct a vagina by tunnelling between the urethra and rectum. A proximal vagina filled with old blood was found after 54 cm as described by Jeffcoate (1975). The tunnel was now dilated with appropriate instruments. It was found impossible to suture the skin of the introitus to the wall of the proximal vagina as advocated by Jeffcoate (1975) and criticized by others (Dewhurst 1981). A mould was constructed from a 20 cm3 plastic syringe cylinder with the distal end removed. The mould was fixed with nylon sutures to the labia and left
in place for 2 weeks. The patient was discharged with a few oversized cervical dilators and instructed in their use. Follow-up was difficult, the patient was seen only some months later with a stenosed vagina and lower abdominal pain. Another reconstruction was attempted through scar tissue with much the same result. Because she refused to have a hysterectomy and her cryptomenorrhoea was very painful, high doses of depot medroxyprogesterone were used to induce amenorrhoea. This was partly successful, but a hysterectomy became necessary to afford her relief from crippling pain when her son was 2.5 years old. By that time the son looked very much like the legal father.

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A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract. It is known that spermatozoa do not survive long in an environment with a low pH (Jeffcoate 1975), but it is also known that saliva has a high pH and that a starved person does not produce acid under normal circumstances (Bernards & Bouman 1976). It is likely that the patient became pregnant with her first or nearly first ovulation otherwise one would expect that inspissated blood in the uterus and salpinges would have made fertilization difficult. The fact that the son resembled the father excludes an even more miraculous conception.

References

Bernards, J. A. & Bouman, L. N. (1976) Fysiologie van de Mens, 2nd edn, Bohn, Scheltema & Holkema, Utrecht, pp.298-299.

Dewhurst, J. (ed.) (1981) Integrated Obstetrics and Gynaecology for Postgraduates, 3rd edn, Blackwell Scientific Publications, Oxford,
p.9.

Jeffcoate, N. (1975) Principles of Gynaecology, 4th edn, Butterworths, London, pp.100, 143-144.

Received 15 December 1987 Accepted 29 March 1988

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Thanks nely.

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