Dear Astro-Santa

Mail me my stamps back!!!!!!

Dear Astro-Santa

For christmas i would like you to make all the noobah ZebuCart commanders ubah again...

They really need help in this unholy world, without the god deity adum to restore their faith.

Hey Astro-Santa >>
------------- This year i have been reasonably good, and having a Phobos Blockade to tide me over would be great. I know ive done some mean things. ie: I killed a flyswatter today and it was screaming while it was dying, i almost cried at the shame of killing such an innocent and disease ridden maggot. But then i got over it and decided to write this letter so i could kill Flylets instead of maggots.
Thank you very much.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mesmerise~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Astro-Santa,

Its that time of year again and all of us noobs are bugging you once again. So I could reel off a list of all the things I want, but that would be unfair as you have to read so many like it!
There is just one thing I would like, but at the same time its highly unlikely; I would like to sit on your lap and have a Bone 'Ed - Astro-Santa picture for my desktop.

Well I'll let you get on, the prom for your sleigh and the fine space whiskey for you will be waiting as usual.

Lots of cyber hugs,
Bone 'Ed

BAH, forget my old letters and read this ffs

give me uber gear and moies, any cash over 5b would be nice and anythign (even a skill like weps 20 and whatnot would be nice) and GEAR, like uber stuff (merc disnt, sup combs) ect ect

Dear Astro Santa,

Please bring me an uber energy source that requires no fuel, 5 Ji Jii's(spelling may not be right), several Mercurian Ramjets, a galaxy with at least the following:

4 125% colonies
couple of ruins planets
couple of rare commod planets/moons
tight orbit of the planets
only one entrance/exit to the galaxy


Also would like no lag, no rollbacks, the memory bug fixed, all slave bugs fixed, 100bil in credits, PWI unnerfed, a PWI, ability to sell space whiskey to colonies, AI's with no better than std traction augs, extraction limits, an aug reset, pvp and pvb fixed, improve Concourse so it gets some use, a decent mining weapon for snipers, oba's unnerfed, Engine20, Drone Deployment 20, 100% Crazy Glue skill, pod with 500 speed and 100k sheilds, respect through out the uni, and just for fun a Rosmarius.

And, yes, Santa I've been very good space noob this year.


Thank You,
swingarm

Dear Astro-Santa,

All I want for being such a good little humanoid is for Star Sonata to function properly. No more connect errors plz?

Sincerely,
Little Timmywolfbane

Edit: Thank you Astro-Santa! Thank you so much! I'm so happy that you gave me an early christmas!

Dear Santa,
Thank you for my presents last year, however some small problem must have occurred, as that i got clothes, which was definately NOT on my list i sent to you. Not your fault, im sure, but have a little talk with your elves, make sure they get it right? I do my part, so you do yours. This time, i will be sure to bullet everything, and put them one at a time, so as not to confuse your elves.
All right, lets cut to the chase.

>Axe
>Masakari
>Sagaris
>Tomahawk
>Club
>Eku
>Gun (staff) (not the projectile weapon)
>Knife
>Kukri
>Mace
>Mere
>Meteor hammer
>Pugio
>Katar
>Sappara
>Sword
>Surujin
>Polearms
>Falx
>Hasta
>Javelin (also ranged)
>Soliferrum (ditto)
>Lathi (in a sense; it IS a pole)
>Pike
>Rhomphaia
>Staff (in same way as Lathi)
>Spear
>Trident (used solely by gladiators!)
>Ranged
>Atlatl
>Blowgun
>Bolas
>Ka-Lum-Ik-Toun
>Qilumitautit
>Boomerang
>Bow
>Crossbow
>Chakram
>Dart
>Plumbata
>Gastraphetes
>Kestrosphendone
>Knife (thrown)
>Oxybeles
>Sling
>Throwing Axe
>Scythed chariot
>Caltrops
>Ballista
>Battering ram
>Catapult
>Naval
>Corvus
>Greek fire

continuing, i will not insert bullets, as that it is quite difficult to do so. im sure you can manage.

2A42 30 mm autocannon from Russia
ADEN 25 25 mm autocannon (United Kingdom)
ADEN Mk 4 30 mm autocannon (United Kingdom)
AK5 assault rifle (license-copy of the FN FNC built by Bofors of Sweden)
AK-47 assault rifle in production and service worldwide
AK-74 standard assault rifle of the Russian military
AN-94 Russian assault rifle to replace the AK-74
Ares Shrike 5.56 light machine gun conversion kit for M16 rifles
AUG assault rifle built by Steyr of Austria
Avenger 30 mm 7-barrel Gatling gun in United States service as the GAU-8/A
Benelli M4 Super 90 shotgun from Italy
Beretta 92F/FS 9 mm pistol used by the United States as the M9
BGM-71 TOW antitank guided missile in service with the United States and worldwide
BK-27 27 mm autocannon built in Germany by Mauser
Breda 35 20 mm autocannon built in Italy
Bushmaster series of chain guns built by Hughes
C7 assault rifle (Canadian built version of the M16 rifle)
C8 shortened assault rifle (Canadian version of the carbine variant of the M16 rifle)
C9 light machine gun (Canadian designation for the FN Minimi)
Colt Mk 12 20 mm cannon from the United States
Colt Model 1911 .45 cal. pistol adopted by the United States military as the M1911
Desert Eagle pistol by Israeli Military Industries
Dragunov sniper rifle from Russia, formally known as the SVD
Equalizer 20 mm 5-barrel Gatling gun in United States service as the GAU-12/U Equaliser
Emerlec 30 mm naval gun mount built by Emerson Electric of the United States and exported to several countries
F1 20 mm autocannon produced in France
F89 light machine gun (Australian service designation for the FN Minimi)
FAMAS standard assault rifle of the French military
FIM-92 Stinger shoulder-launched surface-to-air missile in United States service
Five-seveN 5.7 mm pistol by Fabrique Nationale
FN FAL assault rifle built by Belgium and in service with many nations
FN FNC assault rifle built by Belgium and in service worldwide
FN MAG general purpose machine gun built by Belgium and in service worldwide
FN Minimi light machine gun built by Belgium and in service with many countries
Galil assault rifle built by Israel
GAU-8/A Avenger 30 mm 7-barrel Gatling gun built by Martin Marietta in the United States
GAU-12/U Equalizer 25 mm 5-barrel Gatling gun built by Martin Marietta in the United States
GAU-13/A 30 mm 4-barrel Gatling gun built by Martin Marietta in the United States
GPU-5/A Pave Claw 30 mm gun pod (houses a GAU-13/A Gatling gun)
Glock series of Austrian pistols
Heckler & Koch G3 assault rifle built by Germany during the Cold War and in service worldwide
Heckler & Koch G36 assault rifle build by Germany
Heckler & Koch MP5 9 mm submachine gun built by Germany and in worldwide service
Heckler & Koch MP7 submachine gun built by Germany
Heckler & Koch USP series of pistols
Hispano-Suiza HS.404 20 mm autocannon from France
Hispano-Suiza HS.804 20 mm autocannon from France
Hispano-Suiza HS.820 20 mm autocannon from France
Hughes Bushmaster 25 mm chain gun in service with the United States as the M242
Hughes Bushmaster II 30 mm chain gun under development
Hughes Bushmaster III 35 mm or 50 mm chain gun under development
INSAS 5.56 mm assault rifle
K6 120 mm mortar built in Israel by Soltam
KAA 20 mm autocannon built by Oerlikon in Switzerland
KAB 20 mm autocannon built by Oerlikon in Switzerland
KBA 25 mm autocannon built by Oerlikon in Switzerland
KDF 35 mm autocannon built by Oerlikon in Switzerland
Ksp 90 light machine gun (Swedish designation for the FN Minimi)
L16 81 mm mortar built by Royal Ordnance in the United Kingdom
L96 sniper rifle in British Army service
M4 Carbine shortened assault rifle in service with the United States and other nations
M4 Super 90 shotgun from Benelli in Italy
M9 9 mm pistol (United States Army designation for the Beretta 92F/FS)
M16 standard assault rifle of the United States military and in service worldwide
M24 SWS sniper rifle in service with the United States Army
M39 20 mm cannon (United States)
M40 sniper rifle in service with the United States Marine Corps
M60 machine gun in service with the United States military and worldwide
M61 Vulcan 20 mm 6-barrel Gatling Gun built by General Electric in the United States
M120 120 mm mortar (United States designation for the Soltam K6)
M121 120 mm mortar (United States designation for the Soltam TT6)
M168 Vulcan 20 mm 6-barrel Gatling Gun built by General Electric in the United States
M197 20 mm 3-barrel Gatling gun built by Martin-Marietta in the United States
M230 30 mm chain gun (United States)
M238 30 mm autocannon (United States)
M240 general purpose machine gun (United States designation for the FN MAG)
M242 Bushmaster 25 mm chain gun built in the United States by Hughes
M249 Squad Automatic Weapon (United States designation for the FN Minimi)
M252 81 mm mortar (United States designation for the L16)
M1911 .45 cal. pistol (United States Army designation for the Colt Model 1911)
MAC-10 Machine pistol, often considered a submachinegun.
MAG general purpose machine gun built by Fabrique Nationale of Belgium
Makarov PM pistol in service with Russian forces
Matador antitank rocket launcher from Singapore
Millwall brick blunt newspaper instrument from England
Minimi light machine gun built by Fabrique Nationale of Belgium and widely exported
Minigun a six barrelled Machinegun capable of 6,000 rounds per minute
Mk 12 20 mm cannon built by Colt in the United States
Mk 15 Phalanx 20 mm close-in weapon system built by Raytheon in the United States
MK 30F 30 mm autocannon built by Mauser in Germany
Mk 75 76 mm/62 naval gun mount (United States Navy designation for the OTO-Melara 76 mm/62 Compact)
Mauser BK-27 27 mm autocannon built in Germany
Mauser MK 30F 30 mm autocannon built in Germany
MGL-MK1 Multishot Grenade Launcher 6-rounds/40 mm grenade launcher built in South Africa
MP5 submachine gun built by Heckler & Koch of Germany
MP7 submachine gun built by Heckler & Koch of Germany
Negev light machine gun, built by Israeli Military Industries
NeoStead 2000 shotgun from South Africa
Non-Line-Of-Sight Cannon (NLOS-C) built by Metal Storm
Oerlikon KAA 20 mm autocannon built in Switzerland
Oerlikon KAB 20 mm autocannon built in Switzerland
Oerlikon KBA 25 mm autocannon built in Switzerland
Oerlikon KDF 35 mm autocannon built in Switzerland
OTO-Melara 76 mm/62 Compact naval gun mount in service with many navies
P90 submachine gun built by Fabrique Nationale of Belgium
Pancor Jackhammer automatic shotgun designed in the United States, but not in full production
Pave Claw 30 mm gun pod in service with the United States as the GPU-5/A
PM Makarov pistol in service with Russian forces
QBZ-95 Assault rifle in serivce with China
Rheinmetall Rh202 20 mm cannon from Germany
Rk 62 assault rifle built by Valmet in Finland
Rk 95 assault rifle built by Valmet in Finland
RPK-74 light machine gun in service with Russian and other military forces
SA80 series of rifles for service with British forces
SAR-21 assault rifle built by Singapore
ShKH Zuzana 155 mm Self-propelled Gun Howitzer from Slovakia
Shrike light machine gun conversion kit for M16 assault rifles produced by Ares in the United States
SKS assault rifle (Soviet design from the 1940s, still in service in many nations)
Sniper Weapon System in service with the United States Army as the M24 SWS
Soltam K6 120 mm mortar built in Israel
Soltam TT6 120 mm mortar built in Israel
Squad Automatic Weapon (United States program for a light machine gun for infantry squads, resulted in the M249)
Steyr AUG assault rifle in service with Austria and other nations
Steyr Scout sniper rifle
Stinger shoulder-launched surface-to-air missile (FIM-92 Stinger in United States service)
Sturmgewehr 77 assault rifle (Austrian service designation for the Steyr AUG)
SVD (Snaiperskaya Vintovka Dragunova) sniper rifle in Russian service, now known as the Dragunov
Tavor TAR-21 assault rifle, built in Israel
TOW antitank guided missile in service with the United States (as BGM-71) and elsewhere
TT6 120 mm mortar built in Israel by Soltam
Type 88 Sniper rifle in service with China
Ultimax 100 light machine gun built by Singapore
USP series of pistols by Heckler & Koch
Uzi submachine gun, built in Israel and widely used in military and police forces
VLe a variable lethality weapon with no moving parts developed by Metal Storm
XM8 prototype assult rifle was being tested by the U.S army to replace the M16 rifle before the project was cancelled.
XM26 modular 12 gau. shotgun system
XM25 is the Air-burst part of the XM29
XM29 prototype 20 mm air-burst grenade launcher/5.56 mm submachinegun under
testing in the U.S

XM320 under-barrel grenade launcher

Moving on..

Springfield M1903A1/Unertl
Springfield M1903A4
M1 Garand
M1C Garand
M1 Carbine
M2 Carbine
M1 Carbine (Infrared)
M3 Carbine (Infrared)
Commonwealth

Lee Enfield No.I Mk.III*
Lee Enfield No.IV Mk.I
Lee Enfield No.IV Mk.I(T)
Lee Enfield No.4 Mk.2
Lee Enfield No.4 Mk.2(T)
Lee Enfield No.5 Mk.1 "Jungle Carbine"

Communists
Type 38
Type 99
Mosin-Nagant M1891/30
Mosin-Nagant M1891/30 Sniper Rifle
Mosin-Nagant M1944 Carbine
PTRD-41 Anti-Tank Rifle
PTRS-41 Anti-Tank Rifle
Simonov SKS
Tokarev SVT-40

Automatic Weapons

Allies
America

M1918A2 BAR (Browning Automatic Rifle)
M3A1 "Grease Gun"
Thompson M1A1
Commonwealth

Machine Carbine, 9 mm Owen, Mark 1
Sten Mk.II
Sten Mk.V

Communists
Type 50
PPS-43
PPSh-41

Machine Guns

Allies
America

Browning M1917A1
Browning M1919A4
Browning M1919A6
Browning M2HB Heavy Machine Gun
Commonwealth

Bren Light Machine Gun
Vickers Medium Machine Gun

Communists
Type 96 Light Machine Gun
Type 92 Heavy Machine Gun
Degtyarev DP-28 Light Machine Gun
Degtyarev DPM Light Machine Gun
Degtyarev RP-46 Light Machine Gun
SG-43 Gorunov
Maxim PM1910

Hand Grenades & Rifle Grenades

Allies
America

Mk.2 Fragmentation Hand Grenade
Mk.I Illumination Hand Grenade
M7A1 Rifle Grenade Launcher For M1 Garand
M8 Rifle Grenade Launcher For M1 Carbine
Adapter, Grenade M1A2
M9/A1 HEAT (High Explosive Anti-Tank) Rifle Grenade
M17A1 Illumination Rifle Grenade
M18A1 Illumination Rifle Grenade
Commonwealth

No.36M Mk.I Fragmentation Hand Grenade "Mills Bomb"

Communist
F1 Fragmentation Hand Grenade
RG-42 Fragmentation Hand Grenade
RGD-33 Fragmentation Hand Grenade
RPG-43 HEAT (High Explosive Anti-Tank) Hand Grenade

Rocket Launchers & Recoilless Rifles

Allies
Rocket Launcher, M9A1 2.36" "Bazooka"
Rocket Launcher, M20 3.5" "Super Bazooka"
M18 57 mm Recoilless Rifle
M20 75 mm Recoilless Rifle

Mortars

Allies
America

M1 81 mm Mortar
M2 60 mm Mortar
M19 60 mm Mortar
M30 107 mm Mortar
Commonwealth

Ordnance SBML 2-inch Mortar
Ordnance ML 3-inch Mortar

[] Vehicles

[] Tanks

[] Allies
America

Medium Tank M4A3 "Sherman"
Medium Tank M4A3E8 "Sherman"
Light Tank M24 "Chaffee"
Heavy Tank M26 Pershing
M46 Patton
Commonwealth

Tank, Cruiser, Cromwell (A27M)
Tank, Cruiser, Centurion Mk.3
Tank, Infantry, Churchill (A22)
Tank, Cruiser, Comet (A34)

[] Communists
T-34

[] Other Vehicles

[] Allies
105 mm Howitzer Motor Carriage M7B1/B2 Priest
155 mm Gun Motor Carriage M40
M8 Greyhound Armoured Car
M29C Weasel Cargo Carrier
Armored Utility Vehicle M39
M20 Armored Utility Car
Willys Overland Jeep MB
Carrier, Personnel, Half-track M3A2
Multiple Gun Motor Carriage M16

[] Communists
BA-64 light armoured car
SU-76 self-propelled gun
GAZ-67 jeep

[] Airplanes

[] Allies
America
Attack Aircraft

Douglas AD-1 Skyraider (USMC, USN)
Douglas AD-4 Skyraider (USMC, USN)
Douglas AD-4W Skyraider (USMC, USN)
Grumman AF-2W Guardian (USN)
Chance Vought AU-1 Corsair (USMC)
North American F-51D Mustang (USAF)
Grumman/General Motors TBM-3S (USN)
Fighter Aircraft

McDonnell F2H-2 Banshee (USMC, USN)
Douglas F3D-2N Skynight Night Fighter (USMC, USN
Chance Vought F4U-4B Corsair (USMC, USN)
Chance Vought F4U-4C Corsair (USMC, USN)
Chance Vought F4U-5N Corsair Night Fighter (USMC)
Grumman F7F-3N Tigercat Night Fighter (USMC)
Grummann F9F-2 Panther (USMC, USN)
Grummann F9F-3 Panther (USMC, USN)
Grummann F9F-5 Panther (USMC, USN)
North American F-51D Mustang (USAF)
Lockheed F-80C Shooting Star (USAF)
North American F-82G Twin Mustang (USAF)
Republic Aviation F-84E Thunderjet (USAF)
North American F-86A Sabre (USAF)
Lockheed F-94B Starfire (USAF)
Bomber Aircraft

Douglas B-26 Invader (USAF)
Boeing B-29 Superfortress (USAF)
Utility/Transport Aircraft

Beechcraft C-45 Expediter (USAF)
Curtiss-Wright C-46 Commando (USAF)
Douglas Dakota / C-47 Skytrain (USAF)
Douglas Dakota / C-47 Skytrain / R4D (USMC)
Douglas C-54 Skymaster (USAF)
Douglas C-54 Skymaster / R5D (USMC)
Fairchild C-119 Flying Boxcar (USAF)
Douglas C-124A Globemaster II (USAF)
Grumman/General Motors TBM-3R Light Cargo/Ambulance (USMC)
Grumman/General Motors TBM-3E Light Cargo/Ambulance (USMC)
Grumman/General Motors TBM-3U Utility (USN)
Liaison/Observation/Reconnaissance Aircraft

Piper L-4 Grasshopper (USAF)
Stinson L-5 Sentinel (USAF, US Army, USMC)
Aeronca L-16 Grasshopper (USAF)
North American/Ryan L-17 Navion (USAF, Army)
Cessna L-19 Bird Dog (USAF, Army, USMC)
De Havilland Canada L-20 Beaver (USAF)
McDonnell F2H-2P Banshee (USMC, USN)
Chance Vought F4U-4P Corsair (USMC)
Grummann F9F-2P Panther (USMC, USN)
Boeing RB-17 Flying Fortress (USAF)
Douglas RB-26 Invader (USAF)
Boeing RB-29 Superfortress (USAF)
Convair RB-36 Peacemaker (USAF)
North American RB-45C Tornado (USAF)
Boeing RB-50B Superfortress (USAF)
North American LT-6G Texan (USAF)
North American RF-51 Mustang (USAF)
Lockheed RF-80C Shooting Star (USAF)
North American RF-86A Sabre (USAF)
North American T-6C/F Texan (USAF)
North American T-6G Texan (USAF)
Douglas WB-26 Invader (USAF)
Boeing WB-29 Superfortress (USAF)
Patrol/Search & Rescue Aircraft

Consolidated OA-10 Catalina (USAF)
Martine PBM-5 Mariner (USN)
Lockheed P2V Neptune (USN)
Consolidated P4Y Privateer (USN)
Boeing SB-17 Flying Fortress (USAF)
Boeing SB-29 Superfortress (USAF)
Grumman SA-16A Albatross (USAF)

also, in the game, i would like a base that allows me to create my own ships, and starts out with full base gear equipped.

Thank you, and Merry Christmas!

Dear Astro-Santa,

I wish to receive nothing this Christmas. However, I'm sure it would be appreciated if you sent down some elves to the star sonata development team to help them with some work. My satellite reception really sucks here and I must keep this message verbose.

Greetings from Mars and good luck with thine mission,
-Ryukishen

~Transmission Ended~

Sorry for posting here, but welcome back Ryu!!!!

And holy shit Demiser, thats like whats in my basement

ur basement, eww?

ive got my underground display and testing facility, over 100 sq, mi underground!

yea, I go bust open some titanium walls with my caseless rocket launchers ect ect

ask suga, he's been there

To Whom it May Concern,

Hello.

My name is Al-Zarkawi.

I wish to speak with a certain astro santa.

I need a post nuclear heat seeking missile device to track down this bastard that keeps sneeking in people's houses.

Thanks.

P.S.

UPS sucks.

Demiser, copycat -_-