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Post And what would you like for Christmas?
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Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:02 pm
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Post Re: And what would you like for Christmas?
Dear Astro-Santa,

All I want for Christmas this year is for you to come visit all of us Star Sonatians in your cheerful sleigh and give presents to all the colonists! And don't forget the entertainers! They need love too!

Sincerely yours,
A Lemon

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Post Re: And what would you like for Christmas?
Fleet General wrote:
Dear Astro-Santa,

Thanks.
No, really. Thank you.

I wrote you last year in regards to your absence, leaving me alone in a dark and perilous universe with nothing more than your sleigh parked out front my station; in fairness, you came back and we had a long chat over my adamantium table, eating rum balls and chocolate kisses.

Then, you left. You left me again, and this time, you left me with a lump of coal...
A lump of coal? Me...
Well you know what, Santa? I found someone at your workshop who would take my lump of coal, and do you know what I got in return.
Tweaks!
That's right, you take me for a tweaker?!
Check your privilege, Astro-Santa! Some of my best friends are suffering from tweak withdrawals! Heck, Octopus and Retyu both left because of their tweaking!

You, with your infinite knowledge decided to leave me with tweaks! Santa, you know good-well that I am the embodiment of a singularity sphere when it comes to hoarding.

Please Astro-Santa, let bygones be bygones.
Whatever I did to offend you, I apologise.
Let's set things right in the universe and be friends again.

Sincerely,
Fleet General.


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Post Re: And what would you like for Christmas?
Dear Astro-Santa,

Please give:
smok a heart,
Stifler a brain,
and courage to all Sonatians, so that we may believe in SS once more.

There's no place like Sol,
There's no place like Sol,
There's no place like Sol.


Wed Dec 02, 2015 10:53 pm
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Dear Astro Santa,

This is my first time writing you a letter in this particular time line, and I can say that I am excited for this occasion, as you should be too. You see, I am much like you, dear Santa, I give the gift of time, but I digress.

This year I would be very pleased if you would leave a nice shiny Nightfury's Anger in my stocking. Now I know what you might be thinking, 'That noob wants me to GIVE him a NF Anger Augmenter?! LOL, ferget you kid, here, have this piece coal.'. But before you jump to conclusions, let me remind you of what "happened" to the Astro Santa's of several other noteable timelines who didn't gift me like they should have...

The Astro Santa from timeline 211 found himself stuck in plague-space for two whole universes.

Santa from timeline 117 discovered just how OP PPeri was before they nerfed it.

Astro Santa from timeline 449 got put between Lemon and his shop (Poor guy).

Astro Santa from timeline 84 was pulverized by Enk and his BvB kits.

Astro Santa from timeline 72 couldn't dodge Brute Force.

And the most recent Astro Santa from last universe got obliterated by a mob of at least 50 charachters.

We won't even go into the Santa from timeline 666.

As you can see, any Astro Santa who doesn't look on my bright side and ignore my naughtiness finds themselves either full of holes, wishing they had just stayed with Mayor Buger Meister Meister Burger or just plain wished that they weren't real and just hoped they got their two front teeth for Christmas. So, what'll it be Santa? I would really hate to stick you in the Bana King DG...

Sincerely yours,

- Chrono

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Post Re: And what would you like for Christmas?
Dear Astro-Santa,

Please use your epic Magic and your Reindeer's to help this game goes on Steam.

Merry Christmas to all Star Sonatians!

Sincerely yours,

ahileus

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Post Re: And what would you like for Christmas?
Representatives of The Mausoleum Enterprises wrote:
To Astro-Santa,

This letter is being written to you on behalf of our client, The Mausoleum Enterprises (hereinafter 'The Mausoleum'). The Mausoleum is the exclusive owner of all copyright, trademark and other intellectual property rights in and to the 'Astro-Santa' trademark. No one is authorized to copy, reproduce, distribute, or otherwise use the Astro-Santa trademark without the express written permission of The Mausoleum.

It has come to our attention that the galaxy located at Bipolar for which you are the station owner of 'The North Pole', is reproducing, distributing, and/or claiming representation to, the Astro-Santa trademark. Our client rightfully takes its responsibility for the protection of the Astro-Santa trademark very seriously.

As you may be aware, space-law dictates that you must cease and desist any and all breaches of copyright law in using the Astro-Santa trademark for personal gain, even under the pretenses of "Spreading Christmas Cheer" Please surrender any earnings or counterfeit products pertaining to the Astro-Santa trademark.
Failure to comply with these requests by the 25th galactic day of Sol, on the sub-space month of Kilrathuary this year. Will be met by Blue Photon collection intervention.

We trust you to act accordingly and look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely yours,
Astro-Grinch,
Attorney to The Mausoleum Enterprises.



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Post Re: And what would you like for Christmas?
I intended on actually writing a full poem but I lost interest.

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Oh Astro-Santa,

My love, my liege
my reason for being -

it is with a heavy heart,
and a light quill,
that I pen this ode

unable to sleep,
unable to eat,
why must I bear this sorrow?

like the wind through the trees,
and the fish up the stream,
have you any flaws?

cba

Ok, look you bastard. All I want is something worthwhile for a change. Like, really. It doesn't have to be much. I wouldn't mind a zebucart that sings jingle bells as I fly throughout the universe. I wouldn't mind a few more modded ion peashooters for my travelships. Heck, I wouldn't mind a few more Angers for the collection. That doesn't matter though. What does matter is that you're reading this and you're not even going to do anything, and why? Attitude problem you dumb-dumb. Ayy tee tee eye tee you der ee pah rrr o ber lah eh erm. You think you're so great and all. Making us write poems about you at 2:30 in the morning. You need to take a good look at yourself, you narcissistic piece of coal. I'm going to severely injur myself by climbing to your ego and jumping to your IQ.

<3
Mast

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Post Re: And what would you like for Christmas?
Dear Astro Satan. Suck it.

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Post Re: And what would you like for Christmas?
Dear Astro-Santa,

Please give the server hamster a carrot this Christmas, and not another running wheel.

Sincerely yours,

Hamster Initiative

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Post Re: And what would you like for Christmas?
Dear Astro Santa,

All i want for christmas is you ~ ♪
I won't ask for much this Christmas ~ ♫
I won't even wish for snow, and I ~ ♪
I just wanna keep on waiting ~ ♫
Underneath the mistletoe ~ ♪

~ ♪ ~ ♫ ~ ♪ ~ ♫ ~ ♪ ~ ♫ ~ ♪ ~ ♫ ~ ♪

I really want your ship santa
or the tiny bit tech 5,
but please no more tricks
cuz im a tech up now,
but some new stuff are always welcome
may it be cool or something shiny.

~ ♪ ~ ♫ ~ ♪ ~ ♫ ~ ♪ ~ ♫ ~ ♪ ~ ♫ ~ ♪

I just want you for my own ~ ♪
More than you could ever know ~ ♫
Make my wish come true ~ ♪
Baby all I want for Christmas is you ~ ♫

All I want for Christmas is you, baby ~ ♪

~ ♪ ~ ♫ ~ ♪ ~ ♫ ~ ♪ ~ ♫ ~ ♪ ~ ♫ ~ ♪

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Post Re: And what would you like for Christmas?
Dear Astro Santa,

Jingle Bells 'Oly' smells
Subspace killed me today
PP Space is such a waste
For noobs like me to stray
Give me uber gear so I don't fear
to explore there on Christmas day.

oh, Jingle Bells jingle Bells
Bases are weak as poo
What's the point in building them?
What's a weak noob to do?
Give me some T22 bases then I can base for free
When the pirates come along I can laugh at their pods with glee

Oh jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
Give me xmas goodies
And I will surely stay


Thank You


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Post Re: And what would you like for Christmas?
Dear Astro-Santa,

This year all I want is to be in the Christmas Spirit. I know it is a bold request, and I know that Santa's Elves are busy; but I wasn't here last Christmas. If there are no more Christmas Spirits available I could settle for a shiny new Red Photon Warship, a Hyperdrive, and a 6 month subscription to Star Sonata 2.

P.S.
I wrote you a Haiku:

Astro-Santa you're
Cooler than The Grinch by far
So give me presents


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Jeff, Jey, BlueDwarf, Voom

Ryan, Pixel, Col Legno, The Vert

Theodore.......Thank You!

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Me Thank You Haiku
Merry Christmas, all you jolly space faring Devs! (except that one...you know who you are!)

Please program Astro Santa to stop by and give me lots of presents.


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