>not recognizing Jv2 as the one true FC god
>having a brain

pick 1

I'd pick 3!

- Gingerbread is amazing!

Dear Santa,

As you already know i have been very naughty this year. Do not worry however, it will seem like nothing once you find out what I have planned for all next year. You see, just like you I have a list and I am checking it twice. I am checking the magcannons and counting the pulse guns. I am polishing the Ada Kits and constructing the spirit augs. With all this I have some very big plans but I could always use your help. That is why this year I am asking from the bottom of my heart for something very important. I need your Zaphragi Research Diplomas, Earthforce Defense Tokens, and your aspect augmenters! As many as you can spare, I cannot do this alone! But I am not stopping there. As I felt last years gifts were lacking I will continue with my request. Bring Paxian Bloodstone Reserves and Vaidya Bhava augmenters then I will be set.


Love, Fyuryus

P.S. Bring something nice for my entertainers

Dear Astro Santa,

As the season for goodwill to all, I'm writing to ask that you save the peasants this Christmas!

I've been struggling with this ethical dilemma for quite some time now, but a recent article in Earthforce Daily finally has me convinced. Do you remember all those adverts for mobile canneries? "Feed a starving Paxian child for just 1 peasant a month"... turns out those are just evil lies Wexcorp spread to boost sales; those Paxian children were actually developing rickets from eating our sickly, malnourished peasants!

For too long have we used mobile canneries to feast upon their reconstituted flesh, delicious and impoverished as it may be. I say it's time to take a stand and put an end to this farce.

Yours expectantly
Glowing Rectangle

Dear Astro Santa,

This has been a wacky year for us all and I feel the whole world needs something to celebrate this Christmas. I ask not for augs aplenty, but competent statesmen for all! Please spread your festive spirit and give them some merit, that we all still be here by next fall.

Yours sincerely,
Glowing Rectangle

Dear Astro Santa,

Christmas just isn't what it used to be these past few years and who can blame you? All those elf unions and dev made sleighs, it's a wonder you're still the best

Maybe you have the best presents but lemme tell you, those elves? Bad. Use a sleigh? Wrong.
I got the best factories and the best spaceships. Together we can make Christmas great again.


Glowing Rectangle

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME that Santa’s just a phony,
I punched that little kid in the head.
He was making us look dumb he’s as real as your mum,
And the Grinch is a fat ugly man.

Well, December keeps coming, bad loot keeps dropping,
You wonder why you even bother subbing.
It doesn’t make sense now to build more stuff,
You get bad gals, the Grinch just laughs.

So many runs, so little loot, so much time wasted on the Bana King.
You never know if you don’t go.
You never try, you already know.

Hey now, Astro-Santa, please bring me some loot, heeey.
Hey now, Astro-Santa, get Ancalagon to drop, heeey.
And all that glitters are coins.
Only vacuum scoops bring them our way.

The winners are:
Chrono
'Comrade' Daedalus
'FC God-Emperor' JV2
Freakachu
Scyron

Prizes will be distributed later today (29th).

Prizes will be distributed later today (29th).