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Chaosking3
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 Christopher Paolini Sucks Honestly just a large arsehole. He somehow managed to make an amazing plot and incredible storyline well managing to make an equally sucky character development, interaction and list of rules/laws that govern the world he created. Not only did he do this but he managed to 100% screw up the end of what could have been a great series. Honestly just want to hurt him.
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Chaosking3
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks My dissapointment know no bounds. I need a seriously good book to recover from that shit.
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks You read inheritance?! I'm forbidden to read it until christmas day - How lame. I guess you didn't like it? Why?! What was wrong! Is it the end of the series, or just another install ment? I bet my hunch was right about the vault of souls and rock of kirahti or w/e it is!! Do we find out more about before the riders? TELL ME BRO!
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zhuang281
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks ITS OUT????? WHY NOONE TELL ME
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Chaosking3
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks I did not know till I saw Eregon, Eldest and Brisingr on the shelf at, funny enough, Kroger. Figured it had to be out after that and found it right away. That being said, read it quick and join me in the man hunt.
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gundamrules2003
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks Dude its not the end of those books lol not really he plans on another 2 set in that world after he does some other projects lol. The next books will be with new characters but will more then likely retain a few of the main ones in some fashion. Like will be about the rise of the new riders and tie up Arya story with Eragon.
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zhuang281
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks Just dled it 
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Chaosking3
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks Nothing can ever fix what he did.
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gundamrules2003
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks If havent read these yet try the Night Side series by Simon R Green and the first in the SEcret Files Series by him called the man with the golden torc i found them to be a entertaining read
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zhuang281
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks Just read a tiny bit of it and i already see like 60 deus ex machina's
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Chaosking3
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks Fantastic use of that phrase. Had to look it up but glad to add it to my mental library. That being said, does it not sum up the entire series? 
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Xonok2
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks Didnt read anything, dont know who he is, dont care about what he's doing.
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks I sort of enjoyed reading Eregon. I liked it enough to read the second book. After that I got kind of tired of reading books that were just obviously a teenager's attempt to copy the Star Wars theme and plot devices into a traditional fantasy framework.
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Chaosking3
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks Dorin Nube wrote: I sort of enjoyed reading Eregon. I liked it enough to read the second book. After that I got kind of tired of reading books that were just obviously a teenager's attempt to copy the Star Wars theme and plot devices into a traditional fantasy framework. Wow....the Star Wars comparison blew my mind.
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Re: Christopher Paolini Sucks Chaosking3 wrote: Dorin Nube wrote: I sort of enjoyed reading Eregon. I liked it enough to read the second book. After that I got kind of tired of reading books that were just obviously a teenager's attempt to copy the Star Wars theme and plot devices into a traditional fantasy framework. Wow....the Star Wars comparison blew my mind. Blew your mind because you disagreed with it or because you realized how true it was?
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