Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 11 posts ] 
Author Message
User avatar
Team: Imperium
Rank: Officer
Main: crop octagon
Level: 6734

Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:36 pm
Posts: 73
Post The Merchant Consortium
Image

Opening message... Verify FMG approval: [Y/N]... Y...
Message begins:



Hello! My name is Rocket Slugg, you may also know me as Crop Octagon, CEO of the Merchant Consortium. It is my pleasure to announce the formation of this new team as of this universe. Hopefully you will find this post informative as to who we are, and how its possible to be so awesome. And of course, how YOU can join! ... that's right, YOU! no, not the internet in general, YOU there in the chair at the desk in front of the computer! I SEE YOU! Anyways...

The Merchant Consortium is an economically centered team, if you haven't guessed that already. We want to avoid conflict with other teams as much as possible, and aim to avoid any major inter-team conflicts that may spring up. Our goals are as follows: Profit, profit, and MORE profit. If it makes a dime we do it, if it sells good we make it.

Now down to business. Do YOU want to make more money than YOUR WALLET HAS ROOM FOR!??!!??!?! NO!?!? then GET OUT OF HERE NOW! ...

Close the page and move along. I'll wait.

Good, now for those of you still here you're probably wondering how you can join the Merchant Consortium. Simple. after familiarizing yourself with the Rules of Acquisition, PM myself, Roffles, or Attis or any officer of the Merchant Consortium in-game or on the forums along with the answer to the following skill-testing question:

If Jimmy has 4 apples which he purchased for 10 credits each, and he eats one then sells the rest for 20 credits each... is Jimmy making enough Profit?




*This message is approved by the Merchant Consortium, an affiliate group of the Fish Miner's Guild. By reading this post you acknowledge and agree to the terms of said guild in the acquisition of any and all planetary space fish. This includes but is not limited to: Inter-dimensional Cod, Singularity Karp, and/or Herring.

_________________
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Image


Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:31 pm
Profile
over 9000!
User avatar
Main: enkelin
Level: 5600

Joined: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:28 pm
Posts: 11109
Post Re: The Merchant Consortium
Good luck!

_________________
Hi, I'm Anil, a long-time player turned developer. I am Star Sonata's lead content developer, which means that I run weekly dev meetings and make sure that any proposed changes to the game receive proper review before going live.

http://www.starsonata.com/features


Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:39 pm
Profile
Team: Aidelon
Rank: Officer
Main: Davik
Level: 5151

Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2014 11:58 pm
Posts: 1
Post Re: The Merchant Consortium
If that's what's written, then that's what's written.


Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:47 pm
Profile
User avatar
Team: Eminence Front
Rank: Officer
Main: Blizzara
Level: 6660

Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:25 pm
Posts: 1974
Location: Finland
Post Re: The Merchant Consortium
I like your style.


Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:00 pm
Profile
User avatar
Team: Suns of Hades
Rank: Officer
Main: LemonPrime
Level: 8132

Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:14 pm
Posts: 5747
Post Re: The Merchant Consortium
Antilzah wrote:
I like your style.


This is the best post.

_________________
Lemon/Meo


Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:04 pm
Profile
User avatar
Team: Eminence Front
Rank: Soldier
Main: Glock17
Level: 5285

Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:52 am
Posts: 159
Post Re: The Merchant Consortium
1...2... TDCs coming for you.... but realisticly we're too lazy. The last part of the post gave a nice little chuckle and I liked it.


Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:52 am
Profile
Contributor
User avatar
Team: Eminence Front
Rank: Peon
Main: Dark Steel
Level: 9138

Joined: Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:35 am
Posts: 2068
Location: Netherlands
Post Re: The Merchant Consortium
Single Player Mode Engage

_________________
~DarkSteel / Auxilium
Image
Image

Universe Map: http://www.starsonata.com/map/


Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:39 am
Profile
User avatar
Team: Star Revolution X
Rank: Officer
Main: Taylor Swift
Level: 3897

Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:11 pm
Posts: 3895
Location: ur mums a ram
Post Re: The Merchant Consortium
Has this been approved by the grand nagus?

_________________
Image
ImageImage

Image

I would like to think the line "excuse me but can I get a shitpost?" is fairly polite.


Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:14 am
Profile
Team: Suns of Hades
Rank: Soldier
Main: Pervert
Level: 9719

Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:13 pm
Posts: 17
Location: Norway
Post Re: The Merchant Consortium
Enter your message here, it may contain no more than 60000 characters.

"I don't think SS has more than 60000 characters."


Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:31 pm
Profile WWW
User avatar
Team: Imperium
Rank: Officer
Main: crop octagon
Level: 6734

Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:36 pm
Posts: 73
Post Re: The Merchant Consortium
Truls wrote:
Enter your message here, it may contain no more than 60000 characters.

"I don't think SS has more than 60000 characters."



You pass.

*promotes to counc*

_________________
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Image


Sat Nov 08, 2014 10:16 pm
Profile
User avatar
Team: Zephyr
Rank: Officer
Main: -13-
Level: 4430

Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 1:30 am
Posts: 557
Post Re: The Merchant Consortium
stfunoob wrote:
1...2... TDCs coming for you.... but realisticly we're too lazy. The last part of the post gave a nice little chuckle and I liked it.


That turned out well

_________________
~4441~


Sun Nov 09, 2014 3:20 am
Profile
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 11 posts ] 


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group.