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Rank: Main: Bonehead Level: 2447 Joined: Tue May 04, 2010 5:18 pm Posts: 737 |
I'm looking for volunteers for my new team: SHAFTED
Your team rank will always be one rank below PEON, I.E., SLAVE You: will put all of your income into team treasury, I.E., my pockets You: must be willing to take one for the team no matter what and without complaint. If for any reason your team Director is muted you must immediately confess to the crime. You: will only talk when given permission, except as stated above You: need to take a potty break raise your right hand, as soon as I see it I may grant the break. you must keep playing using your left hand. You: will be on-line and playing SS 24/7 You: may not sleep while on-line, any team member caught sleeping at their keyboard will be stripped and flailed in front of their peers. You: any team member trying to push up daisies at their keyboard must have filled out a 'leaving team and SS warning notice' two weeks in advance and provided a replacement before kicking the bucket You: must sigh my iron clad agreement to the effect that you will never leave SHAFTED once you join, ... in your own blood and email it to me. I will check your DNA to make sure its really you. |
Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:55 am |
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Main: Mew Meeow
Level: 5238 Joined: Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:55 pm Posts: 465 |
Sign me up
_________________ Tomzta09 wrote: don't Churchill and DB seem like the perfect couple? Both extremely boring Both make pointless walls of text / paragraphs Both never stfu Both need serious mental help Both know far too much about SS |
Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:54 am |
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Rank: Officer Main: Mow Level: 9760 Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:57 pm Posts: 4731 Location: Kuratovo, Russia |
Swift.Kill wrote: Sign me up Hes KOS to several teams, I recommend you don't. _________________ |
Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:37 am |
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Rank: Main: Cpt Mawson Level: 1011 Joined: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:46 am Posts: 118 Location: NW UK. |
Mew or Bonecrusher?
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:10 am |
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Main: Mew Meeow
Level: 5238 Joined: Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:55 pm Posts: 465 |
Tomzta09 wrote: Swift.Kill wrote: Sign me up Hes joking, I recommend you don't. _________________ Tomzta09 wrote: don't Churchill and DB seem like the perfect couple? Both extremely boring Both make pointless walls of text / paragraphs Both never stfu Both need serious mental help Both know far too much about SS |
Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:57 am |
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Rank: Officer Main: Mow Level: 9760 Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:57 pm Posts: 4731 Location: Kuratovo, Russia |
Tomzta09 wrote: Swift.Kill wrote: Sign me up Hes KOS to several teams, I recommend you don't. Mew Meeow. _________________ |
Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:18 am |
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Rank: Main: Stabberz Level: 2414 Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:55 am Posts: 3696 |
This team name simply makes fun of itself. I don't even have to try.
_________________ Blue Dwarf wrote: In space, no one can hear you cha cha cha. |
Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:54 am |
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Rank: Officer Main: Aku'Qa Level: 4290 Joined: Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:08 am Posts: 1526 |
Lol at you thinking this is in actual team
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:02 am |
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Rank: Main: Stabberz Level: 2414 Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:55 am Posts: 3696 |
Just decided to read past the first two lines.
Lol'd. _________________ Blue Dwarf wrote: In space, no one can hear you cha cha cha. |
Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:04 am |
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Rank: Main: Skyfyre Level: 2483 Joined: Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:22 pm Posts: 165 |
These are actually the bronze standard rule for mid/low tier WOW raiding guilds. The silver standard requires you to contract a minimum of 3-4 second or third world employees at your own expense that farm gold for you 24/7 and tithe 99% of the gold profits to the guild. The gold standard actually requires a legal contract of indentured servitude which will only hold up in a country that doesn't adhere to the geneva conventions.
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:45 pm |
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Rank: Officer Main: Threaten Level: 5964 Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:20 pm Posts: 2207 |
You: will never get over concussions
_________________ Get busy living or get busy dying |
Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:47 am |
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Rank: Soldier Main: The Crazy Game Master Level: 3279 Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:15 am Posts: 3652 Location: TARDIS, Time Vortex, Main Universe, Reality, Big Bang 2, Multiverse 1 |
Put "that's what she said" or "in bed" after the end of the title post. Dude, you gotta rename your team. It honestly sounds like a perverted joke.
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:11 am |
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Rank: Main: Bonehead Level: 2447 Joined: Tue May 04, 2010 5:18 pm Posts: 737 |
thecrazygamemaster wrote: Put "that's what she said" or "in bed" after the end of the title post. Dude, you gotta rename your team. It honestly sounds like a perverted joke. Someone didn't bother to read before posting. |
Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:07 am |
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Rank: Officer Main: Maxathron Level: 4065 Joined: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:16 am Posts: 5804 |
Team Politics is supposed to be for real teams....
If thats the case, then Bonecrusher won't have to muddy up the pure tradeness of traders :p If it's not, Bageese will end up locking it. |
Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:39 am |
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Rank: Main: playerboy345 Level: 3084 Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:25 am Posts: 4062 Location: The Netherlands |
Ban!
_________________ JeffL wrote: because we can and it looks really cool The Voomy One wrote: Quote: Runescape, Allows you to change your name every 30 days. Runescape sucks so it doesnt count |
Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:01 am |
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