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Rank: Councilor Main: Safe Nullius Level: 4332 Joined: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:37 pm Posts: 18 |
Dear Astro-Santa,
Did you check it twice?? Was I naughty or nice???? I want a Hephaestus Machine on Christmas night. Ill bring you cookies, and listen for your sleigh???? Is it t21?? Are you a seer who flys by night??? Dont worry my rhino radar will see you before you cause a fright! Bring me presents in your merry sleigh, and hopefully no one in Perilous Space destroys you on Christmas Day!!! I want a stuffed stocking of tweaks, so I can go dg intensely for weeks. I will bring you Santa`s Special Sleigh, so it can be your scoop slave and help with your capacity, which is important for bringing all those good thiings to the Star Sonatan boys and girls on that wonderful day!!!! Ho-Ho-Ho Merry Christmas, and dont blow anyone up that gets in your way!! Love you Astro-Santa!!! I will see you soon as I go to sleep on that wonderful Christmas Eve day!!! I will set out Promethium cookies and merry Star Sonatan egg nog for you to enjoy before you are on your way!!!! Dont forget the ace-in-a-pill or a warmalicous warmth crate, it will be cold, but that never bothered you anyway!!! cordially, Safe Nullius P.S. I will even dress up as an elf for you on Christmas Day!!! |
Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:51 pm |
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Rank: Soldier Main: Snurt Level: 9819 Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:05 pm Posts: 61 Location: Norway |
Dear Astro Santa.
I'm gonna punch you in the stomach and ripp out your spine! Best regards Snurt |
Sun Dec 14, 2014 4:25 am |
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Rank: Director Main: Metamorphises Level: 3265 Joined: Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:25 pm Posts: 6 |
Dear Astro Santa,
It has been a few years since I have written to you, I usually try and write you a poem but this year I want to sing you a song! It goes to the tune of these are a few of my favorite things...so here goes ehhhmmm, sorry clearing throat My letter/song starts here My favorite things Anni Z lasers on all of my bases And the rich Christmas pudding tweaks Bright shiny boss drops And colonies in weeks Real easy boss kills That give big exp These are a few of my favorite things Extra SP weekends With a stable server FC's with wild slaves That fire forever Pirates that when matched take to the wing These are a few of my favorite things MC'ing HM's and prawns or FC's and Droners The people I have met here And the guys on my team MC or trade chat when selling some bling These are a few of my favorite things So when I get pawned by a pirate Or a connector gets mited I simply remember my favorite things And little by little my heavy heart sings Yes these are a few of my favorite things Merry Christmas to the SS community Metamorphises |
Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:02 pm |
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Rank: Director Main: Sk1rm1sh Level: 2032 Joined: Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:48 pm Posts: 549 |
In the spirit of my last contest entry which was mistaken for a potato and for some reason not considered good enough to count as an entry, here's my half-assed entry for this contest.
Dear Astro Santa, Roses are red, Violets are blue. This doesn't rhyme, Hand over the presents. _________________ |
Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:17 pm |
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Main: Galzant
Level: 4231 Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:43 am Posts: 32 |
Dear Astro-Santa,
There is not much I ask for Christmas this year. I write this sitting in the dementium-reinforced chair on the bridge of my magnificent ship, a Zeus Throne with custom skin. No, I am quite content with how things are for me. However, it is the f2ps for which I write this letter. Having been one for several years, I know of the troubles that can befall them when patrolling Warp 3 Space in the Earthforce layer (the Icepicks can be unforgiving). I simply ask that you give them an edge to combat the harsh realities of space. Whether it be a brand new heat-beam, or a resilient shield, or even something as simple as a faster engine, my heart would be warmed seeing their ships not in the yellow stasis of defeat. Best of wishes! -Galzant |
Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:37 pm |
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Rank: Officer Main: Durfingle Level: 5819 Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:44 pm Posts: 286 |
Dear astro santa
your not real! best wishes mr mailmain thats about to toss this letter into the trashcan -Durf _________________ Durfingle Durfy |
Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:50 pm |
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Rank: Main: Ununoctium Level: 5960 Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:27 pm Posts: 1773 |
Dear Astro Santa,
Last year I tried to kill you and take all your stuff, but I'm really regretting that now and am very sorry. I want to make it up to you and spread the holiday cheer, so I've irradiated a space elf and I'll wear it for the whole of Christmas! So I can have presents now, right? - Salt Assault _________________ Space for rent! |
Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:05 am |
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Rank: Director Main: Blue Dwarf Level: 2067 Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:39 pm Posts: 3336 |
Today I was Christmas shopping, and it was... unpleasant. So I've decided I'll write my own letter to vent (not that I'd select it to win, that'd just be unfair).
Quote: Dear Astro-Santa. When I was a child, I was always thought well of your job, however, as I've grown up it seems you've been slacking off, presents are no longer appearing out of nowhere, and I instead have to leave my humble abode to venture into the fearful public to do this torturous task of 'Christmas shopping'. Why must I embark on this? Why has this atrocious gift giving thing become popular? It's so hard. It'd be much easier if I could just give people money, but for some queer reason society often frowns upon such actions. The shops are lined with gimmick items which serve no purpose or use other than frittering money away or dressing up for the occasion, which is only acceptable for only a few weeks of the year, rendering the item useless for the rest (yes, I'm talking to you, Christmas themed sweaters). Furthermore, people litter the streets, trying to sell me 'Big Issues' constantly and pushing pieces of paper about 'God' and Christmas about them. I'm not sure who this 'God' chap is, but he sounds like a naysayer and a charlatan in the eyes of the great adum? I understand you're busy this time of year, but I suggest stuffing his stoking with coal, as he's clearly been a bad boy. Please Astro-Santa, return to work so that I and everyone else don't have to participate in this obscenity again. Yours faithfully, Blue Dwarf. _________________ "What you mean you killed him cha cha cha?!" Support |
Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:51 pm |
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Rank: Director Main: Blue Dwarf Level: 2067 Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:39 pm Posts: 3336 |
And the winners have been chosen!
Congratulations to: Fleet General Metamorphises Salt Assault Sk1rm1sh Sypom You'll get your prizes after the patch, which I'm not certain when will be yet, need to query Jey on the matter. _________________ "What you mean you killed him cha cha cha?!" Support |
Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:07 am |
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Rank: Director Main: Metamorphises Level: 3265 Joined: Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:25 pm Posts: 6 |
Where do we turn in our Super Special Coal to claim all this "SWAG"
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Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:18 am |
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Rank: Director Main: Blue Dwarf Level: 2067 Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:39 pm Posts: 3336 |
Lapland, there should be a mission there, but I'll double check and if not add it.
The holoprojector isn't available yet as it needs a client patch. _________________ "What you mean you killed him cha cha cha?!" Support |
Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:51 am |
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Rank: Director Main: Sk1rm1sh Level: 2032 Joined: Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:48 pm Posts: 549 |
I have the mission in my list of missions but can't see it at the base
Also, can I please get the holoprojector on Skirmish account? :3 _________________ |
Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:26 am |
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Rank: Director Main: Blue Dwarf Level: 2067 Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:39 pm Posts: 3336 |
Sorry. Got distracted with bases and all sorts of things.
Added. _________________ "What you mean you killed him cha cha cha?!" Support |
Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:52 am |
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Main: SypomII
Level: 1844 Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:28 am Posts: 38 |
I wonder when will I get the holoprojector, its been months.
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:17 am |
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Rank: Director Main: Blue Dwarf Level: 2067 Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:39 pm Posts: 3336 |
It's on my longish todo list of general things; been slightly delayed as I broke my computer recently and pretty much had to nuke my hard drive. XD
_________________ "What you mean you killed him cha cha cha?!" Support |
Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:12 am |
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